And then there was reality….

Hello!

Good day to you all…

Well, the Earth seems to have completed another school year revolution around the Sun; time to freak out about the whole educational thing as it has come back again. Just yesterday I was at summer camp having fun and now I have to go and buy school supplies with my kids….then it will be Halloween, then Christmas, then Valentine’s Day…. When will all of this end?!... Life is complicated…

I went to my first Neurologist appointment yesterday; I haven’t seen one of them doctors in eons… The guy said that for a sick guy I’m still pretty healthy and he would like to see me in about a year…. And he gave me some pills that will make my worries disappear, that will make me one with the Universe… Pot pills… Okay, not really pot pills but derived from pot…so I take it that I will be talking to my ancestors tonight when I take some….

Any hoot…I am off to the races people. Have yourself a great day…

Camp Papillon 2014

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Greetings all….

Got back from summer camp and it was awesome! I had a great time with fellow MS folks, did lots of activities: archery, arts & crafts, train riding, pontoon… the list is endless…. It was a reunion of old and new colleagues that was bitter-sweet. You could see that most of the old campers were getting worse with the progression of their illness; you could notice this on the new adaptions made to their wheelchairs as to keep them safe. All I can say is that I hope to be there next year, this year I was the cleanest camper as I got 3 showers, I hadn’t gotten a shower in years so I took advantage of the possibility; next year I am aiming for sexiest man on camp…..

Take care folks…

Chick peas anyone?

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Long-time no speak….

I am posting today because something funny happened at the food buying place….

I was sent by my lovely, talented and confused wife to buy food for us to cook dinner…. She didn't leave anything out for us to prepare; so I put on my hunting apparel and off I went. It was a nonchalant run: spear some sausages, trap some apple strudel, hunt down some garbage bags… same old same old…. But then there was the chick peas issue; I couldn't find them! So looking around I saw this brand that we never use in the international shelves.. Pricey too, a whole $1.79, my wife is going to have a heart attack if she find out; I took it but kept on looking. I did good to snoop some more, there they were in a place completely unreachable to me… “Bugger!” I said to myself, I had to get help. After a couple of minutes of looking at the cans and trying to levitate myself to where they were, cause it’s going to happen one day, this lovely family Came by and reached a can for me…I thanked them and went on my way with a full bag of groceries…..the limit of what I can carry really….Suddenly folks, I hear somebody yelling: “Wait!”.. Question marks popped inside my head, it was the man who had gotten me the can of chick pees informing me that there was a no-name brand special.. So he provided me with a can of the no-name brand and I thought that was it but it wasn't… he made me followed him to show me the special: 5 cans for $1.00… fuck me I can’t, I  had no space to carry 5 cans! He insisted and there was no arguing with him, I had to carry them; so I got to the cash register with more than I could carry. It was going to be a bumpy ride back home….Needles to say that this man was from Arab origins where chick peas are part of their diet and I guess he wanted me to make them part of mine…. The guy was carrying 20 cans of them; there was no maximum limit on this item…..

Take care folks…

PS over the years that people have helped me I have categorized them into 2 groups: the passive helpers that will give you what you need and them drift back into anonymity and the active ones; the ones that will usually ask you if you need something else before they go… I take it the gentleman wjo helped me falls into a completely new category that I will call: The pro-active helper….border line stalker…….

My Ebola moment...no offence...

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No, I am not belittling the Ebola crisis that is hitting Africa right now… is just that…have you heard of the theory of relativity by that physic guy name Albert Einstein? Well it’s true! The Ebola thing seems to be pretty far from me at this point and therefore emergency level 5.

But just as Africa is going through this crisis, my household is going through a big crisis that rivals the Ebola one. Last night, my oldest literally screamed her head out with the words parents fear the most: I GOT LICE!!!....Shit Defcon 1!! There was a mobilization here at my household that needed to be done; assess the situation, wash clothes, wash bed sheets,  disinfect the kids… not the fat guy, he’s bald… contact  people that were close to my kid… A whole emergency procedure that we wish never to used was executed with military precision, included the cutting of her hair by half… and she was so proud of her long silky hair, oh well that’s the price you have to pay for hanging around head-butting who knows who…so we are on the way to a lice-free household that scared the heebie-jeebies out of us… I don’t know if little J’s family know yet, but they just went on a long car trip with my girls (enclosed quarters), sooooo they might just want to execute an emergency lice procedure… just saying…

Take care folks…

PS Stupid kid, now there is lice on my keyboard....

The diabetic orgy of 2014

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Okay, August and a smell of autumn is in the air…

So, wife and kids got back from their trip last night and I was surprised by the presents they got me…

It was reminiscence of the great sex orgy of 1996, where everybody was mingled together  and I didn’t know if I was touching BB’s breast or if they were Cara’s… it is sad when food gets you an emotional hard-on but it’s reality; I was aroused with expectation of what dishes my wife had brought me. Folks, you heard of that show where there is this baker who makes these insane cakes: Cake Boss? Well, my better half and my kids (and little J’s family) braved a 2 hour line up just to buy these Italian cookies and a brownie for me…. They were oh so Okay… the cookies that is, but the brownie, the brownie was/is a heavenly delight… I am basically tearing it slowly into my tummy…thus the memories of the great sex orgy of 96 where it was slow but oh so good…..And that brownie is, is… is just too fucking good to eat it in a single sitting; it is chocolate, on top of chocolate cover with chocolate…. I love my family!! They get me….

Take care folks…

PS and to top it all off, they got me hot-dogs from Gray’s Papaya from NYC… I felt very HIMYMish…They were oh so okay… but it’s the fantasy that counts….just like TGSO of 96…. Maybe I should give BB a call sometime….