Hello!
Good day all…
So last time my post was dedicated to Cookie butter; a
product long overdue on the face of this earth. Now something strange happened
this past weekend. My wife went to our local food shopping place and on her way
out she found and envelope on the floor. Well, being the mother Theresa that
she is, she gave me the task to find out to whom it belong to. Took me 20
minutes, it was a T4 that belong to someone that worked at our food place, so I
gave her a call to let her know I was returning the envelop to the supermarket
and I would leave it at the customer service desk. Yesterday I had the chance to
wheel myself to the shopping center to drop the envelope and on the way I realized
that I could grab some more of that cookie butter… and I did… as I am grabbing a
flask of this celestial product, the manager approaches me and start asking me
if I like the product. I of course tell him that it is subliminal and that I came
for another one; I also asked him what the real price of such a fine product
was going to be once the promo gig was done (right now the price is $1 dollar
per jar). He told me that they were not going to carry the product, that it was
a liquidation of some sort. Why the beep did he tells a guy with OCD and $20 dollars
in his pocket this? So I went all survivalist on the product and bought like 8
jars; I bought so many that I gave some to my mother-in-law and I was going to
give some to little J’s mom but they had already left my crib; so I got like
six left now and waiting for an apocalypse to happen so I can start eating some
of it…..
I’m telling you, things always happen for a reason…..
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