Monday, February 3, 2014

A little Illuminati note

Hello…

Good day to you all…

So yeah, what does a Satan worshiper like me do with all his spare time? Cause according to my kid’s friend I worship Satan because I was a Freemason once…. I worship him every day and plot world domination while drinking a nice cool Pepsi soda; cause they are in this too…Yeah, apparently all I have to do is type Freemasons and Illuminati in Google and the truth about the satanic craft is revealed…. To be perfectly honest, I don’t recall strippers during our ceremonies; I don’t think I would have left the craft if this was true. As for world domination, I can’t excuse the craft for that, I’m pretty sure that one or two of the brothers are into Ninja Wars like me and we are but a step away from conquering that world….. Dumb kids, last time misinformation ran amok six millions plus lost their lives…

Take care folks…


PS Besides worshiping Satan and doing Ninja wars I also like to farm my land as to become farm leader of the world….

PS PS All of this started because she's doing a presentation on Freemasons as instructed by her teacher; so if I get persecuted I will blame the teaher...

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