Hello!
Good day masses, hope is a great day for you and yours…
So big day tomorrow for the missus and my oldest: they’re
becoming Canadians y’all!!....It’s about freaking time, she was eligible to
become one since 2003 but she always postponed the event because it wasn't “worth
it” she always claimed. Now, she’s dying to become one of us, the few, the
proud, the polite, and tomorrow is her big day. She gets to swear allegiance to
the Queen and to her country: Canada. Good for her, she can now benefit from
Canada’s bill 121s: “Free access to liquid gold”… Beer! You see when you become a Canadian you are granted, like our health care system, to free beer; yup, every
Canadian in this world has access to free beer 24/7. You just have to know the
secret handshake which will be given to her and my kid tomorrow….
Bless this country where the beer has to be 5.5% alcohol by law, anything less is just not right!
Go Canada!
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