Friday, September 28, 2012

Ironclad guarantee


Hello!

Well preparing my weekend, how about you?

Nope, no fine prints here
Yeah, we will be making a pumpkin pie!! Not just little J’s dad who can make them, hell no! I think I will also get recipes for fancy pancy food and desserts… I love sweets… I will also create an Excel spread sheet for what the nutritionist wants and I will be celebrating winning the lottery… and… and…

Alright already! ‘nough with the "making me feel guilty" eyes! So I bought a lottery software, LOTTomania (what a plug), my quantum wave hasn't been paying up as I expected. But I shouldn't feel guilty, I mean there are other people, who should remain nameless, that are getting IPhone 5s while a whole bunch of countries are on the verge of bankruptcy…. So investing in my future isn't a bad thing, I was promised my money back if I don’t double my investment within the first week; plus a hundred dollars more!….not like the merely $50 bucks credit for the phone..Yeah!...that's going to help put food on the table....

So don’t you dare look at me like if I killed Bambi’s mom! She died of cancer because she used her cellphone too much (I was referring to Bambi the local stripper)…

Take care folks, have a great weekend!

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