Dam weather

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It’s supposed to rain until Thursday! What am I going to do!? Cabin fever will probably affect me but then again who knows, I’ve been cocooned for several years now.. MS really sucks…. I’m pretty sure that any other illness does to…Just great, hands are shot! Can’t even type properly…. I’l see you around folks.

Logic has a name

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Good Sunday folks…

It is an “Independence day” type of day and …well… I’m kinda, just kinda getting tire of seeing the mistakes the movie has…logical mistakes.. for instance, when they are about to nuke a spacecraft, there’s a scene when the missile is being deployed and you can see the street lights at the bottom (street lights?) in a city that apparently is a ghost town that apparently was devastated by ET….just saying… and what about the logic when they go and disable the shields in the mother ship? It’s supposed to be duck, upload and launch nuclear missile. Do hey do that? No… they duck then upload the virus but bypass the missile launch and try to escape….bad plan!... if they would have kept the original idea they would have shaved at least 15 minutes from the movie…I'm jut saying…got to find me another favorite film I can hold on to for 16 years or more…

Take care folks!

A suck 2 b me day

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SATURDAAAY!

Yeah, well I’m not doing much but watching TV and analyzing why I didn't win the lottery last night… I am also keeping track of that week so I can ask for my money back and the $100 dollars…I’m going to make my money fructified one way or another…So my youngest is out to get her Halloween custom, it appears this will be one of her last years doing the trick or treat thingamajig…. I still have to look for recipes containing beets…lots of beets… remember my oldest and her veggie trend? It appears  we are going through….sucks to be me…

Take care folks!

Ironclad guarantee

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Well preparing my weekend, how about you?

Nope, no fine prints here

Yeah, we will be making a pumpkin pie!! Not just little J’s dad who can make them, hell no! I think I will also get recipes for fancy pancy food and desserts… I love sweets… I will also create an Excel spread sheet for what the nutritionist wants and I will be celebrating winning the lottery… and… and…

Alright already! ‘nough with the "making me feel guilty" eyes! So I bought a lottery software, LOTTomania (what a plug), my quantum wave hasn't been paying up as I expected. But I shouldn't feel guilty, I mean there are other people, who should remain nameless, that are getting IPhone 5s while a whole bunch of countries are on the verge of bankruptcy…. So investing in my future isn't a bad thing, I was promised my money back if I don’t double my investment within the first week; plus a hundred dollars more!….not like the merely $50 bucks credit for the phone..Yeah!...that's going to help put food on the table....

So don’t you dare look at me like if I killed Bambi’s mom! She died of cancer because she used her cellphone too much (I was referring to Bambi the local stripper)…

Take care folks, have a great weekend!

Sweet child O' mine

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Yes yes…yes…

I was about to start blogging when out of the blue the phone rang and it was a wakeup call: “Fck doctors! Guide your kids into becoming vets”… dear Lord!! You know how much the brouhaha of Hammer is going cost me? (And I say me because even if my wife claims she gave me a $100 dollars, just like aliens, there is no freaking evidence of them!!!)… The joke is going to be about $350 shillings!! …WTF?! Am I made of gold? Do I have sucker written all over my face?...And all of this shit so that the freaking cat can have unprotected sex all night and not get pregnant….

And then…

Nutrifuckingtionist at the door!! Great, come right in and make yourself at home… An hour I will never see again… we (actually she) talked and talked and talked some more. She did provide me with useful information on what I should look for when choosing snacks for my nightly coffee, I’m freaking honest with them… I tell them everything, like the oatmeal cookie that I had just before she came in….  she told me that there wasn’t much she could ask me to change except my nightly coffee and snack, make it healthier… she also grab a hold of my thing, no not that thing, the sugar measuring device and she went over my readings….she saw that I was telling her the truth about my readings and she left me alone… but not without penciling herself in for another meeting next Friday; at which point I have to provide her with a cornucopia of homework she has left me with … all of this for being too sweet…

Yeah... heaven should be made of oatmeal raisins cookies...

Take care folks!

Feline sleepless nights

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Good day to you all…

Well September is over and we’re in the home stretch to Xmas….brr…snow, ice, fire and brimstone to follow…..Canada, take it or leave it…

So Hammer is getting the “no offspring” operation today, and we are all waiting with anticipation as we’re going to let her out at night… The freaking cat has not let us sleep (wife and me) since we got her and it is only fair that just like Olivia, the cat gets some outside time….

I am ready to face the dietician and thinking of lame excuses to make her visit a quick one…Then I expect this day to go quick and furious…and maybe I’ll take a nap somewhere down the line as to catch up with some well-deserved Zzz…a cat nap to catch up with my sleep…stupid feline…

Take care folks!

Things that happen in a day

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Yes it was a routine Thursday so far, with the exception of my hands being shot,  had my bath and my meals on wheels food…so I am ready to finish off my day…

So yesterday I did go an purchased food for my house, everything was okay until I came back. Dear Lord I got caught in a downpour so intense that when I got home I was completely wet… then when I came in the phone rang, it was the dietician announcing her visit tomorrow… What can I do with her? She obviously going to noticed I’m still fat, so?... I don’t know, these people are on top of my sugar like they were bees… and I have told them hat I’m te problem with my coffee drinking at night; yet they still insist! Kinda like the Jehovahs on the weekend, with the exception that I have to make changes if I want to be around for the future little Guzmans….so I think I will change my habits, right after I have an oatmeal and raisins cookie…

Take care people!

2 minutes till midnight

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Nothing wakes you up like a call from school asking you where the *beep* your kid was today at the first period of classes, just to correct themselves and end the call with a “my bad..” attitude….

You see I have these new channels that have been given to me by the TV gods and one of them airs science programs…. They have a show called “The Universe” and it is AWESOME!!... They talk about different subject related to gloom and doom and the last show I recorded was about the 7 biggest life extinction events the Earth and life have had to go through: The Ice age, The KT asteroid that was part of the demise of the dinosaurs…. Because it’s no longer the sole culprit of their death, it is part of their demise (man are creationist and scientists alike going to flip) … and the biggest one yet that will eventually happen, Solar Armageddon…when the Sun will eventually engulf the Earth and it will basically burn everything to a crisp… Oh but don’t you worry your pretty little head about that (been saying that a lot lately), humans will cease to exist in about 500 million years from now. This is something new I learned today; you do learn something new every day!...but back to my story…

So I’m in the sleepy zone, where you want to but you don’t want to, you are going to but you can’t, where crazy sh*t and new ideas thrive and where ringing phones snap the bejesus out of you  with a very somber hello and ask stupid questions like the one above… My kid not at first period?!? Ma! Getaerehere! (somehow I am fluently Italian in these moments)..My wife went to drop her like always, has she been to the other periods?  The secretary was puzzle that she had and therefore concluded that it was a mistake… that or my kid had just walked into the room and was holding a gun to her head…the kid is weird…

But yeah, I got some new TV channels I can sleep to!!

PS 500 million years...pff.. and here  was worried about what we're going to eat today...

Meditating Ben Franklin

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Yes medi-freaking-tating!! I hope you had a nice day without me! What’s my story?!... Well, electricity was discovered by Ben Franklin in the eighteen hundreds (or by your nation’s folk hero such as Pierre) and I would have guess that black outs for no apparent reason would be a thing of the past; especially in an electricity producing province. But early yesterday, at 3AM to be exact, there was a loud noise and the lights (I guess, I was sleeping so lights were off) and the A/C went off…. Aaah fck me!! Okay, we’re going to be without them for a couple of minutes…..People people people…. I had McD’s for breakfast (because Tim Hortons or Subway or any other fast food place taste bad according to my boss), then everybody left to be in a place with light while I held down the fort… and the seconds became minutes, then they became hours; my kids came back from school and they were bitching at me as if I was the electric company! We had to order pizza for supper and I had to   reminisce about 1998 when we spent a month in the dark due to the ice storm….that’s when I was young and stupid and in love….not now. WHY???!! Well….well……My wife didn’t show her pretty little face until the lights, the TV and everything powered by electricity came back on…so much for "in better or in worse"…I[‘m getting a generator…BTW, don’t ever tell a pizza guy to include a generator in your order as they don’t get the joke…

Well I’m back, at least until the electricity holds…

MS stories of the fall

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So yeah… I went to play my lotto tickets and it didn’t work for me… As one of the cool benefits of MS, I cannot write anymore! I can keyboard crap, I can copy paste my old signature, heck I can still give you the finger when the day permits it. But filing in anything or signing something it’s a no show!.. so my lottery tickets need to be filled by my kids, they cannot play the lottery but they can fill a ticket. So today was no exception, my kid (She is sick today –at least in the head-) filled up my ticket, I went to play it and... REJECTED!... I had to comeback so she could do it again…. I swear if it wasn’t for the walking I wouldn’t bitch about it, but wheeling back and forth takes a lot of energy away…from my wheelchair’s battery….

Then I come in the house and the phone rings… The nurse telling me that another nurse will drop by to do a urine sample… I’ve been having some issues with my catheter and they want to make sure that is not an infection…Great, just what I needed… I just hope they don’t cut my thing from 12” inches to a 7” inched one…my catheter you gutter brain people…

Take care folks!

Swimming with ghosts

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Another fine day on this blue marble we call Earth…

Had my bath and I’m about to go out and buy some lotto tickets, plus get something to snack on for tonight’s coffee session; we have nada folks!! Later, maybe we will go and buy food for the house as that outing didn’t materialized this weekend due to other things….

Heyyy, my oldest got up ready to swim this morning and when she got there, nobody at all!! Only a security guard with no info on the whereabouts of her team! Obviously she was fuming; she could have easily slept another hour or so. She was going to see her coach and ask wtf happened… I hope she doesn’t get kicked out of the team for being a shit stirrer…. I’m sure it was a misunderstanding and the coach really didn’t believe her when she showed up to make the team… and then we ask why we only got one gold medal at the Olympic game…

Take care folks!

NFL day

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G’day mates…

Hey chick free household right now, watching the NFL pre-game on FOX and blogging my head off.. What else could I do?! Well I got a couple of hours like this, once the mother of my kids come’s back we’ll have to go and buy food for the house… we got no food, yesterday we had carrot soup for supper! Soup?! Really?! Okay, a lot has to do with my eldest wanting to go veggie cold turkey… What a loser! I’m all for balance, meat, grass, bread, water coke or beer… So today the food shopping will have a slight vegetable flavor… thank God I bought bacon yesterday..

Take care folks!

Please can I see you Everyday

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Good day folks…..

Well, geez!!! Yesterday I was seeing and old episode of “How I met your mother” and there was a scene where they played a song I hadn’t heard since 1978-81… “Voices” sang by Cheap Trick… WO! Did it bring back memories!  Namely of a girl that I thought I had completely forgotten but it seems she’s there at the back of my brain just waiting for the right moment to pop out; yesterday was it! How could she do this to me? All the signs were there, everything! Then she shot me down and all I have is her memory to go by, I don’t even remember her name…. I wonder was behind “Highway to hell”…

“…I'm a fool again. I fell in love with you again….”

ESTELLA!

Take care folks!

On demand sucks

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Yes, you read my post right, I hate on demand!... The wife, the kid, the freaking animals have taken over my room and have just finish watching The War Horse brought to you by on demand channel. Apparently we had this all along and we have finally discovered what “On demand” is. For those that don’t know, it’s basically TV programs and/or movies that you can see when the time permits you… Times such as this where your room gets invaded and your bed is taken over by undesirable people who called in sick and have nothing better to do!!... HEY! I got a certificate that validates I have MS. What do they have?!....Excuses that’s what! Oh yeah, and my better half?...She’s popping pills left and right… A junkie!! That’s what she is! A bonafide, moviefide, back pain black hair bimbo…with a fckdup back….Ah, the pills have taken effect and she’s bombed out now….poor girl..

Take care folks!

Reflections of an Earth bound guy

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Yeah, so what was up with that and insulting my wife’s math skills yesterday! I must have eaten something that made me attack her in such a way… Maybe she wanted me to haggle with the meals on wheels crew so that I could have my food for $1.75 instead of $2.00. Maybe she wanted me to grow some proverbial bargaining balls or something and stick it to the man.. who knows what was in that pretty little head of hers, but in a way she was right, I should have paid $1.75 for a dish I didn't like..

And today, because the part above was written yesterday, she took vengeance on me and stayed home with back problems...impeding me from blogging and making money; yeah I strip on the web via a web cam on a site for disabled sick bastards like myself.. Oh great, she's watching War Horse....

Take care folks.. 

Present!

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It was a quiet day today and we were at single digits temperature all day long! Fck fall! Winter is freaking here!! I don’t like this, I want to go out to the mall later on but here I am in bermudas and no socks!! I will get a honest opinion from my kid to see if I could venture out as is or if I will wait for tomorrow and put on my gym pants…decisions, decisions….well it is a short post, I got to get me grub or something. Meals on wheels brought me ham and pineapple and God knows I hate that dish too; just behind stuffed green pepper which I had Tuesday. It wasn’t a good week folks!!

Take care all!

The Mexican torpedo

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Good day people….

Hey my bed doesn’t make noises anymore!! That CLSC guy did the trick, now if I could only teach my wife some mathematics; 3 x 25 cents is 75 cents dear, not a dollar like you think it is… Dam Mexican fuzzy logic….

So I’m peacock proud of my eldest who yesterday went out and tried for a team sport; and you know what? She made it!! You see folks, for the longest time I noticed that she was a strong swimmer and I always told her this. I always engage with her in the conversation that she should tried to make it into the school team, she never did…until this year…. She went to try-outs yesterday and she came back with the news that she had made the team and she was going to be competing though out the year. Her coach told her that she had a strong back stroke and breast stroke but she needed to improve her butterfly stroke…I don’t know what it is or if it’s named like that; I am no Michael Phelps… In a nutshell, she made the team and now she must start raining like every athlete does…. Soooo next Monday while her family will be having breakfast, she has been summon to her first training session at 7:00AM…yeah, she has to do 1 ½ of pool shit before starting school… Ouch!..... This is going to be hard on her as she is the lazy type that has a mother that wants nothing less than an Olympic gold medal around her daughter’s neck….And to that I say “Good luck with that!...”, but then again Mexican people are known for their “Si se puede” attitude, so all dreams are valid…

Take care folks!

Proud of you kiddo…

Lubricating the Borneo twins

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Dear Lord is the life of a disabled guy full of surprises!

Take today for example, I had an unexpected repairman from the CLSC to look at the issue of my noisy bed. I knew the existence of the problem and had briefly talked about it with my occupational therapist, but it seems that one of my bath persons couldn’t tolerate Mr. Guzman going up and down on a noisy bed….so repair person was called in and trust me, the title of my post does justice to the guy…

So there was a knock on the door and he presented himself and informed me the reason of his visit. Okay, I thought that he was going to lube the joints and call it the day…boy was I wrong! The guy took out an English key, some (yes some) wrenches and a hammer; oh yes, and a shit load of lubrication materials…..

Well, he started by completely disassembling the bed, he basically destroyed the bed and then proceeded to lubricate every inch of what was the bed. I haven’t seen that much lubricant used since the Borneo twins, Tara and Kamara, came to visit and we bought off the pharmacy supply of KY-Jelly..aaah those were the days….But let us go through the original story here.. So he lubricated the whole freaking bed and then assembled it. Okay, then the testing phase of the visit began; and it wouldn’t end until he was satisfied with the results…Borneo twins come to mind again sorry…So no more noises, yay! All done, right? Wrong! The guy started to snoop around to determine what other gizmo of Mr. Guzman he could fix…. Apparently one of the post that holds the mechanism to lift me up from my bed was moved by about 2” inches. Well he couldn't have that, so he started to center the bloody thing and the visit that in my head was going to be a cinch took about an hour too long; but my bed and my post were all good now… You got to love these people, always looking out for number one, me!

Aaaah the Borneo twins….

PS I told ou the title did do the guy justice...

September 4 ever in my heart

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Well no, there isn’t a part of the dvd that I could use to promote my country, El Salvador. I did find some YouTube video that makes justice of what is all about. The link is here… now I guess it is one of those times were things come together for a reason without any planning… You see tomorrow is a special day that I will be celebrating in the privacy of myself, as I alone remember this tomorrow…. And today my meals on wheels guy brought me a dish typically eaten in my country, “Chile relleno” (stuffed green pepper); and I know it is made by a Salvadorian lady who cooks for meals on wheels and when she sent this dish out she knows that she was reaching out to me another Salvadorian…and I guess she’s proud and wants me to be proud of my culture too, but…and this is a big BUT, humongous really, I DON’T, LIKE, THE FREAKING DISH!!! I didn’t like it when my nana did it for me when I was a kid and I don’t like it now!!! So Salvadorian lady, please, pretty please with sugar on it, STOP, MAKING, THIS FREAKING DISH!!!!... Did I eat it?!....Of course I did, I had no backup plan; and besides, beggars can’t be choosy… thanks a million meals on wheels…

Take care folks!

PS A happy bday to the young Parisian speech therapist from the CMR (this is for tomorrow)..

Bath Tuesday

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Good day to you all…

Ready to face this rainy crappy day, ah yes, fall is here… Sometimes I do wonder what would have happened to us if my mother’s original plans to move to Australia would have come through… I would probably look like a shark tamer and what about that accent!?! I would have babes drooling over me…. Well, I am Canadian and proud of it….

Guess you didn’t feel that, I was getting a bath there for a sec… My original Tuesday group came today and they were chatty; so much so the bath girl did my back about 3 times because the guy was talking about the exams he is going through to get a new position where he works..he had an accident giving a bath to someone and now they want him to take an office job; but he must be able to speak English and be able to type at least 30 words per minute….that sucks.. Now I’m back and I’m gone until next post… I’ll go over the dvd see if I can find something worthy for you guys…

Take care folks!

My nakedness and I

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Here I am, half naked waiting for the delivery of my insulin and my bath girl.. Wonder who’s going to come first… I need them both, I ran out of insulin yesterday and I had crazy sex last night….in my dreams… with a total stranger… must have been something I hate!..

On other news, my cousin gave me a dvd she made eons ago for me promoting my country. She wanted me to go and visit her and see how El Salvador had changed… I did visit the country but not because of that video; it was a spur of the moment decision. Plus she didn’t like my old fiancé so when she heard I was in Mexico visiting her (fiancé) she forced me to go the extra mile and visit my country even though my old flame was going to be pissed off because I hadn't gone and seen her yet in Cuernavacas… Guess she had something to do with me braking up with my ex….if I find a nice part, I will movied a clip and post it here; remember this is circa 1998….

Take care folks!

PS it was 2:00PM when I was writing this post and the bath lady came first...then while naked on my bed the pharmacy lady came... what a life...

My kid's specialist

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And here I was thinking my morning was going to be nonchalant morning fishing in Animal crossing; well it wasn’t! I was disturb by one of the speech therapist of my youngest to talk to me about her (my daughter because I don’t give a hoot about her(speech therapist)) and what she had noticed while speaking with the other specialist … It was about my kid’s ADD (attention deficit during school…or some other crap), she wanted to know who had diagnosed her… Well, I said, it appears she does not have ADD! It’s a freaking miracle!! No, I just got a report by the school psychologist informing me that my kid did not meet any of the requirements associated with this disorder. So the speech lady was perplexed and wanted names and numbers because she wanted to get to the bottom of this ADD fiasco, she was upset and was out for blood…..  I pointed her in the direction of the school’s psychologist and told her that she was the one that came up with the latest finding on how my kid was just a very peculiar type of person…Kinda like a mini genius on the making without the genius….so I still don’t know if my kid has something or not, if we are the not so normal persons, if there is something that can be done…I think that the best description of the situation was when a psychologist said that in between normality and autism there was a cloud and she happened to be there…. Now if I could only figure out what is going on inside that cloud of hers...

Take care folks!

Say something

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Good Monday people…

Well I got a call from my bath people saying that they would come around 2:30PM today, so basically I have dick all to do all day but to wait.

Sooo, what do you want to talk about?... Yeah, I don’t know either! I mean, it’s one of those Mondays where things have started in a very “molo molo” way. I can tell you that my cousin went on a vacay to my country and I told her to approach our oldest aunt and see if she could get info on our past. I can also tell you that as of tomorrow I will start to wear gym pants again, it’s getting a bit cold to wear Bermudas and sandals… So my post is an open one today as I don’t have any ridiculous story to talk about. Oh Wait, I can tell you…fuk I ran out of time…maybe next post…

Take care folks!

A day like yesterday

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Well after battling construction traffic, Montreal is all about that, I got to the get together where my brother had brought a shit load of food… hamburgers, hot dogs bigger than my pecker, salads, seafood rice; plus Mexican beer, juices, pops… and we were about15 people!!.... he had leftovers for at least 2 weeks… weather co-operated until the end when the rain started to take part in the festivities… And yes, fall is here!! It was cold, the weather outside felt like fall…the pool was green, the sweaters were out… except here duffus who still thinks that it’s all a state of mind….brrrr, it was nippy… winter is coming….

Mexican's contribution to the affair

Green gooey substance

Getting the shit beat up

Take care folks!

Living vida loca

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On my way, out the door going to boonnie central to partake on my brother’s kid celebration. It seems like a so-so day, patches of clouds mixed with sun and I know the temperature is petty fallish…. Winter’s here folks, going to be cocooned another year… ain’t bitching, just saying that unless any emergency or celebration of some sort, I’m pretty much bound to the great indoors……………….

I promise I’ll try to get some faceless pics for you today; I will probably post them tomorrow, tops Monday… That or I will come up with a lame excuse why I didn’t do it…..

Take care folks!

On your marks...

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So Usain Bolt, aka my eldest, came home yesterday informing us that we shouldn’t expect a medal from her at the Olympics. She did some track yesterday and she was dead last in her heat…. She did 80 meters in a trailblazing time of 17 seconds!!!... I don’t think that’s feasible cause it’s like a meter every 4.7 seconds; and that is slow! I’m pretty sure her French is at fault here, so I guess teaching French or Maths is also out of the question…

Take care folks!

PS Her next adventure is trying out for the swimming team….great, I hope she doesn’t forget to move her arms… I don’t want her to sink to the bottom of the pool…

Wikipedia, the free Encyclopedia

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Surprise Surprise Surprise….

I wish I could dress like that!

Doing my morning thing and what makes my java knocks my socks off (if I was wearing any)?! The news anchor from the Mexican news, HechosAM, dressed in a full charro get up because it is charro day in Mexico…. Now charro is the equivalent of an American cowboy in Mexico, but their get up is a bit more fancy… This is the type of thing I can see little J’s mom being dressed with while attending her chores…. I know, not exactly a French maid costume but them Mexican people are pretty nuts…I mean proud of their culture and heritage…trust me…

Here I was making fun of the guy’s lack of professionalism when I was slap down by my proud Mexican wife…She rushed to the guy's defence claiming that he was just celebrating the heritage that all Mexicans are proud of… Oooh this explains a lot of things now…nevertheless, I told her that it wasn’t the way to displayed patriotism; that never in my life had I seen a beaver on TV giving the news (beaver is a Canadian symbol) nor had I ever witness the Statue of Liberty announce the weather!... Worst, that even in my tinny nation (El Salvador) had we ever scooped so low as to have Atlactl brake dance naked in December…just go with it folks… I told her that there was a time and a place for everything… she was sad that I was dissing her people, I felt bad afterwards… so to make things right I am blogging naked today… just me in my birthday suit…. I too celebrate national charro day my styles…

Take care folks and happy charro day!

Andale andale, arriba arriba!!

Juuust right

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I got my bath out of the way… I also had my food so I am done for the day….

So yeah, this weekend I am going to my bro’s home to celebrate my other bro’s kid birthday… Then my weekend is done since I have no other plans for the weekend…maybe cook something fancy or see some football… we’ll see…

Hey the X Factor is back!... and it makes me realize what a lame excuse of a life I have… No really, and you guys are right there by my side. I mean on this show you will get noticed one way or another. You’re really super good and will probably make it in life or you suck and you will probably get recognized as the lame person who can’t sing the ABC song… I on the other hand , I’m not good but I am not that bad either…a good karaoke singer but I don’t think super stardom is my cup of tea… I am mediocre and I must learn to embrace it….So why do I see the show? I like to laugh at morons who think they can sing but in reality they suck so bad is not even funny…. Hey!... I could at least get an “…No, not this year Chuck. But come back next one….”…Mediocrity rules!

Take care folks!

Getting my day going

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Good Thursday to you all…

I had forgotten completely that a nurse had to drop by and changed my dressing round my wound today. I was caught off guard fishing in Animal Crossing, I do that a lot lately ever since I got the golden fishing rod!! That’s right. I am that good….What do you want from me?!... I have to find ways to entertain myself…later on I am going to see the Universe gets destroyed while I take a nap..this is life people, money for nothing and the chicks for free…sigh…

Any hoot, just finished talking to the nurse about my issues with the catheter getting blocked and he apparently set up my cath so that it wouldn’t move that much and perhaps this will solve my problem… we’ll see….

Take care folks!

MS problems this morning

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Good morning….

Before 10AM and I already ran into MS problems this morning… First off my catheter blocked again, making my leg spasm out and a bit of discomfort on my bladder; my wife had to do an emergency irrigation to see if she could unblocked the stupid thing or if I needed a nurse to come over. Well she was successful in unblocking the catheter, but now as she has left for work I feel like the stupid thing blocked again and I won’t be able to tell until a couple of hours from now when I’ll noticed the pee bag and see if there is urine flowing into it or not….you got to love MS!!...

Hey I was able to reserve a bus for Saturday’s event at my brother’s home in way out there… so it’s happening folks, going to have a busy weekend….

Take care folks, bath time!

The waiting game

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It has been done! I called to reserve a ride for Saturday and they came up with a new cockamamie question: “Why do you want to go there?”…???.... None of yer beeping business!!! I am going there to sell dope, what do you think I’m going there for?!... Just drive the beeping car, bus, pickup, whatever and let me worry about why I’m going there for!! Where are we North Korea?!? (No offense)…. And to add insult to injury, I don’t know if I will be accepted!!... It gets more ludicrous little by little… Maybe I should move back to Montreal, Brossard is becoming too small for my illness…

Take care folks!

And then it was Monday

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Good beginning of the week folks…

I had a good weekend, did F all… not really a change from other weekends but at least football season started on a bright note since my team won; I got a good feeling about this year! Next weekend my brother is celebrating his daughter’s bday all the way in bidon ville (boonies) and I have to tackle the bus reservation and see how that goes…..plus I have to look at the weather to make sure it’s a nice day….the joys of MSing…..

So today I have a bath temp coming over to give me a bath, my usual person is off on vacation so I will have someone new… let’s see how that goes…and I think that later on I will visit the mall just to buy some crap; it starting off as a slow Monday so be patient with me….

Take care folks!

It's a chick things

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Happy Saturday folks…

Well it’s a lazy day today, I already went out and bought a lotto ticket, cheese, salad and salsa…yes we put that BEEP on everything! Now I was just going over with my kid on what we’re going to eat for diner. Lunch was a fast one with grilled cheese, wieners and salsa ( I told you we put that BEEP on everything); but diner?!? Well, we found some chicken thighs and we thaw them, season with chicken seasoning, we got French fries plus the salad I bought; bob’s your uncle trick is done! So now we just have to wait a couple of hours more to start baking them things…and fck, my day is done… at least I get to see my football team play tomorrow, go Redskins!!!

Take care folks! 

The French, the nurse and me

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All better thanks…

The nurse came and changed my catheter and I asked her if she was also going to change me, seeing that my catheter had failed. She said no, that this was a job for an auxiliary (people who do the dirty work in the health care field)… obviously I was shocked, but then the smooth operator in me started to take over and she couldn’t say no to my charms… I love having the gift of the gab… so in a nutshell she changed me…. And even dippy wiped my unmentionables…..

And what the hell happened to the French??!! I’m off playing footsy with the nurse, I come back to blog and POW… my French stats have gone haywire! I kinda think I know why I caught their attention (tragic love story that never happened), but out of the blue I get hits from Paris! Merci les mecs, and a big merci to all of you who follow my blog on a constant base…. I would kiss you twice on the cheeks like it’s the custom here but an electronic wall impedes it… Vive la différence!...

Taske care folks!

PS I know the tittle is misleading as it sounds like a bad porno.... sorry

Going out with a whimper

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Here I am while waiting for a nurse to come and change my catheter since it seems it has blocked yet again…3 times this moth!... Oh joy, life is grand folks!!...

I was planning on going out today and buy something, anything, to help me change my state of mind…. Actually, I got some numbers in my head and I was going out to play the lottery…. But now it will have to wait until a nurse comes over and does her/his thing….. The joys of MS… got to love this thing called life… I’ll tell you what you have to love, this cranberry and dark chocolate bar I bought yesterday; it is delicious. Just let the piece of chocolate melt in your mouth…. Awnn… It’s finished!...now I’m sad again…

Take care folks!

Stick'em up

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Good something good folks….

I know early post, at least in my world. So what am I going to talk about?... what a lame existence I have!.... Really! Hear me out…

So I was watching the Mexican news and there was talk of cities being “taken over” by the military because the cops couldn’t do the job… Wow, what type of bad ass criminals do they have that the cops can’t cut the mustard?!.... and why am I not a bad ass like they are?!!... I really have a pupu caca life! I know, I should be grateful for not having this on my backyard but com’on, imagine me being a bad ass?! I would be feared, I would be respected, I would be…. AWESOME! There are people on this world that make life interesting, not only bad people, there is actually good folks out there that are not being talked about in the news; mainly because good folks don’t sell news… bad asses like me do… I’m a bad ass okay?!...I could be one if it wasn’t for this stupid MS!... i know,  you’re saying “what about a famous, rich person?”…. Nah! Them folks sold their soul to the devil, they are going to hell in a hen-basket once they die…. At least that’s how I see it; now the other bad asses out there, they are the salt and pepper of this world…. I got to start holding up special buses to make a name for myself….

Take care folks!

Shopping time

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Well, looks like I’m going to have to step out there and go to the pharmacy. My blades are finished and I need to shave… well somebody is going to do it for me, shave that is. I also am missing shampoo and deodorant…. Plus I need needles for my insulin shots… And why am I having this conversation with you?!...  All you need to know is that I will go out and purchase these things so that my Thursday bath guy leaves me alone… He’s cool and I like the fact that he sounds the alarm when I am low on something or something is not kosher with my personal persona… I like that: personal persona….. Backtracking here, I like the alarms, but people at the CLSC thinks he is overdoing it and should ease up on the “taking care” of patients…oh well, you can’t please everybody….

Take care folks!

(personal persona….cool)

Nothing but net

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… I know, some of you are wondering why I was/am upset about missing the macabre incident that happened at a political rally… well it’s not only that, it seems that I’m protected by some cosmic force against incidents such as this one… And I am thankful, trust me; but it just reassures me what I already believe “…it’s just not written in the sand”…

Case in point 1, years ago when I was a University student at Montreal’s University, there was the lame loser that decided that women should die because he couldn’t get any…What a freakibg puto, I say… The guy killed about 14 women I think, real sad story… I was a couple of buildings away from that place and I was missed by the action thank God….

Case in point 2, here we are years later on my way to register at another University when a cop diverts me into a different direction… WTF?!.. I had to registered that day at Concordia University…. Well the cop told me there was a police operation happening there,,, ??!!... When I came back home, I heard the news that there was an assistant teacher that had gone nuts and had gone to kill different people at that University on the same day, same time as I was supposed to go….I had been sidetrack by the gods yet again…and I had understood that University wasn't going to be my cup of tea .

Case in point 3, decades later I was working at a computer shop and those who know me can attest that I am a very “on time” type of peson…. The clock is my god, I live by it and I’m pretty sure I’ll die by it but not that day I was late for work. You see folks, I had an urge for coffee and an oatmeal cookie that day, so instead of driving into work I decided to stop at the convenience store to get some java and  my favourite cookie… while that was happening the place I worked at was getting robe at gun point… when I got to my work, the doors were locked and I was let in by my boss who told me they had just been robbed with guns and…Mr. fatso here had been saved by his urges of a coffee and a cookie; and the wants of living another day…

So yeah, I somehow get philosophical when shit like this happens… I cannot but conceived that my route was charted since before I was born; and so far it has been smooth sailing with calm winds…

Take care folks!

Things I missed

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Good morning North America…

Once again Chuck misses everything….

I found out yesterday that we got a new Prime Minister here in Quebec, AND that while giving her victory speech: There was a shooting right outside the venue where she was at! She was rushed out of her victory dance by her body guards…. And where was i? Admiring my new wood color kitchen cabinet doors that according to my Tuesday bath guy are crooked… what does he know! He takes Prozac’s….The guy who did the shooting is a 62 year old fat anglo fruit cake who is freaking nuts; really! All is back to normal today but cops cannot confirm that the guy was there to shoot the future leader of our Province…Really guys!?... The moron is right outside the venue’s door shooting at people and trying to burn a door so he could get into the celebration speech and you guys cannot confirm that he was there to shoot the future PM?... I guess it’s all circumstantial…

Take care folks…

The colors of my life

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Good something folks…

Well a new day full of surprises for me, I guess; really nothing to expect from this day… Yesterday I only posted once but this was due to an unexpected visit from a total stranger. Yeah! How often does that happen, ey? Well the landlords sent a guy who changed all my cupboard doors; I went from white to a wood finish style. I now have a multi-colored kitchen, from pastel green walls, to white color side walls, to the stainless steel color of the dishwasher  to the wood colored cupboard doors; with wheelchair marks on some part of the wall… nice, real nice… And today the guy is going to finish the job so it might be another one post wonder day for you and me….

I can wait to see my rent increased next year, oy vey…

Taske care folks!

Mending life

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So election Tuesday it is for us….

Liberal party outsmarted me and used another telephone line to call me seeing that I had blocked the other number. I had to keep it short and reassuring… “…Oh yeah! No problems, I’m with you guys…”.. Reality is that I don’t know who will get my vote. We got 5 parties, I think, and they all suck! One is corrupt, the other one believes in separatism of Quebec from Canada, there is the Pot party…tempted but I think that would be a new low for me….God knows I want to try some pot brownies…So I don’t know folks… Maybe I’ll opt for the saying I saw on FB: If I’m going to get screwed, might as well get screwed by somebody that has experience…. Vote Liberal….

Other than that, waiting for my bath, going out to shop, breathing air in and out….my life…

Take care folks!

My brain: Deal with it!

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So last Friday, could have been Thursday, I saw some celebrity gossip on the tube about poor poor Robert Paticakes having his face snapped with Lola Falana, for some odd reason Katy Perrier reminds me of her; at least her name. But I digress, so another famous couple going to eat some chow caught in the act of getting driven in a car; oh my!... Then my brain started to remember all those famous people who have had kids with other people, even if they are in a committed relationship…. Really!? Do you think my wife or I will ever come to something like that… “..Oh btw our neighbor is pregnant with my child, even though we are a couple…” Deal with it bitch! That’s what you get for leaving me all alone while you and the kids go to Payless and buy shoes….. I know the brain has a funny way of doing stuff when you’re doing F all…. But I’m just saying that maybe Bob and Lola should have a kid seeing that they have had their share of bad luck at this love thing… I’m just saying….

Just babbling things here….

Taker care folks!

PS if the neighbor gets pregies, it’s not mine…

I'm on your side

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Happy labor day North America….

Unlike most of the world we celebrate it today… .. And as a bonus here in Quebec we are having elections tomorrow!! Yay, 4 day long weekend!!! If all goes accordingly, I am voting for all the parties; at least that’s what I’ve been telling the persons that called me: “…don’t worry, I’m on your side…”… Wonder if they bought it… I don’t know if they talk among their self to flaunt about me but the Liberal party keeps trying to reach me even though I told them I was one of them…

I kinda don’t like Labor day here in my neck of the woods. Unlike my neighbors, the US, all stores with some exceptions are closed! I was seeing the American channels and everybody is having a major Labor day sale… we’re basically closed…. I hate that! Where am I going to go and buy stuff now!?... I got money to spend, well $40 bucks, and nowhere to spend it at….

Oh well….Take care folks!

Sunday's best

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..Chill…

I was sequestered and had no access to my PC until now!! First they made me watch a ton of TV shows regarding people who are not satisfied with their bodies and therefore they go under the knife to get whatever part of their body corrected…. Usually it’s boobs and since we are in Canada and it’s a documentary… NO BLACK BARS OVER THEM!!! Yeah, sometimes homeland security can be a hazzle…. So I saw boobies and fat people getting in and out of surgery… Then there were movies on the tube that were too good to pass and while all of this was going on, she was using my computer… Who you ask??! Wo else! The woman who controls the house, the kids and the pets, who else!?... I really hate weekends….Nothing but tits and guns on TV!!

Take care folks!!

Ghosts are boring

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Happy September people….

Watching a ghost show with my oldest and my wife and I ask you: wouldn’t you once like to see the ghost hunter be pushed into a wall or his skin ripped on live TV? All the shows are the same, they pan the camera real fast to a spot that is dark as the ghost has passed, moved something or farted… I really wish that ghost would do something live…. And what about the EVP?! I can hardly understand what they say…. I hate weekend TV….

Take care folks!

PS Carrot cake time!