Hello!
Good something folks…
You know, prior to writing this post I like to apologize if anyone
get offended by it… believe you me when I say I am not a homophobic person and God
bless them for being there as they make the playing field a bit more fair for us ugly
guys….
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| Acapulco between her legs folks! |
So here’s my story, every morning I follow my usual routine:
grill cheese, coffee, Canadian news followed by the Mexican news… why? I have
no clue, I like to see somewhere where there are people having problems I guess…but
that’s not my story here…. The story is that they have some super hot women and
all I can do is criticize their attires or shoes or…or.. I like to pause them
in the moment (PVR rules!!) to laugh (inside of me) at their disfigured faces…. An example,
there is this woman who gives the weather,
Aylen del Toro, and every normal men out there is probably drooling whispering “what a hot babe…”; but to me, the
first thing that comes to mind is “…Look at that dress… it clashes with her
shoes…”… That’s it I’m gay (Thus the apologies prior to my post)!! Geez, I need
testosterones shots or something!... I’m turning into a regular FIFI!!! Where
are my metaphorical balls?! What’s next, kissing Blomberg man (AKA
Electromagnetic god; because I was planning on giving him that name before he
went all Prima Dona on me) on the cheeks
to greet him?!.. Instead of drooling over the 40 degrees Celsius her figure brings to the tight clothes she wears, my wife and I admonishe the night club looks she brings
to the weather….you’re a bad girl, a very very bad girl!!Yellow dress and reda
shoes (GREAT! I'm going all Italian here...minga!)…really?!...
Take care folks!
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