Monday, August 2, 2010

We're doomed

Hello!

Another day another blog. What will I talk to about today? Remember one of my earlier posts, when I talked about the end of the World theories? Well there's going to be another one coming up, fortunately I don't think it will affect us your sons, daughters or great-grandchildren.

Apparently the world's going to end in 2182! Yeah! There seems there's an asteroid heading our way and that it will probably hit us. You don't believe me? Here see for yourself 2182 .



Told you so, and when 2182 passes by there's going to be another theory about how a giant tomato will come and collide with us. Why is it that men wants the world to end? It's like were not happy and were trying to find an end to this thing. But maybe they're right, I think the only way this planet is going to end is if something astrological happens. I mean all the Mayan, the third coming of Christ, Nostradamus and all that mumbo-jumbo will probably never happen. But an asteroid hitting Earth will probably happen in the future and perhaps an alien invasion also. These are all mathematical possible and therefore could happen, but some guy predicting that in the future the earth is going to end in the year 2012 on December 21: I don't think so.

But isn't it amazing how fast news gets to you now? I mean the person whose late here is me. I got this article 4 days ago but I finally came up with the idea to blog about it now. I get these things on twitter from a local DJ. I like twitter, you read different things from many people around the world that are living life just like you. I got a couple of famous people that are following my tweets, not that they are really reading them but I have them as followers. They basically have their accounts to promote themselves. And then there's Facebook, which keeps your "friends" up-to-date with your life. I also get news the old-fashioned way, I hear them on TV, I hear them on the radio, I don't read newspapers anymore because once you read the newspaper, you're getting old news. So I think I'm quite up to date with the news, if someone gets his head smashed somewhere in the world and the news is going to sell, I'll probably get it on my TV worst-case scenario I'll see it on YouTube.


Enough about the end of the world! Let's blog about something else. I don't want to blog about my MS and how it's getting worse and worse and worse. I think my depressed peri0od paassed already and every day I am finding out more services that I can get. Did you know that I can actually get a sex therapist to come to my house and get it on? Yeah! I use her services three times a week because the other two it's usually a guy that comes over and I don't do that... Just kidding.


Look, it's true that I'm getting worst but I'm getting help left and right. You wouldn't believe what a babe magnet the wheelchair is, I'm getting smiles from the most beautiful woman out there. Super babes are actually holding doors for me and talking to me. I'm guessing it's just a matter of time before someone will come and snatch me up, I will have to tell them that I am already happily married but I have a couple of loser brothers that may want to. I have to be careful with my wording here, I don't make the food and I don't want to get poisoned.


I know I'm not much to look at but mathematically there still a chance.




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