Please let me be human...

Hello!


Happy early New Year to you all!


A special one for me as I will shortly find out if I am from this planet or not.

“What you talking bout Willis?!!”

Well, I finally did my DNA testing to find out so many unanswered questions… Am I Black, Latino, German, Spanish, Human… I just sent my DNA to the team that will be looking into these questions and I will get the results in about 8 weeks time. Dam folks!! What if the Brazilian babe that is currently in my line of fire happens to be my cousin's granddaughter?? That’s just gross! But rest assured, once I find the results I will share them with you; unless the black choppers come and get me because I’m an alien…


Any Hoot….

Happy New Year and live long and prosper….nano nano!


PS DNA testing is so gross!

Nothing beats the smell of Napalm on a BBQ….

Hello!


Buon Natale….


So, Xmas is done! We did a couple of restaurants my kids, my ex, her friend and me. All in all I can safely say that Mojito is my new favorite drink and that Brazilians have the best-looking women in the Universe…..We went to a restaurant and it was awesome!!

The place is called “Le Milsa” and if you gonna go here, bring your appetite. Meat after meat, after more meat; followed by more meat! And in the middle of this orgy, out of the blue, a couple of Samba dancers putting on a  show to wake up your visual senses. You end up the feast by having a cup of coffee with a roasted pineapple and vanilla ice cream….you go home thanking God you’re still alive and promise never to go back to this godforsaken place again but knowing full well that you will return again and again to torment your tongue and stimulate your visual senses…


I hate myself.....

Peace and love folks...

Dancing my life away

Hello fellow humans!


A happy festivus to all!


It is my annual post celebrating our pasta god (I’m a Pastafarian this year) Rigatoni.

Not much happening as a celebration, the girls just came back from a 2-month vacation and everyone and their mother is broke so no; Santa will pass go but distribute no cheers this year.  But we will go and eat Brazilian food and see skimpy dressed amazons people put on a show...I will gladly take pictures and dance Samba with the ladies…

I wish everyone a peaceful night where they will break bread together and in peace. Remember that we are as fragile as we are stupid...For one night, stop fighting, take a break, get some food, something to drink and celebrate the fact that you are alive and that in about a week’s time the blue dot in space in which you reside will have completed yet again, another stroll around the Sun….

We are all extremely lucky to be alive…


Happy whatever folks...