Wednesday, April 4, 2012

Patricia and me


Hello!

Well it took time but I got my bath…..the usual lady wasn’t there so they sent a replacement… a girl named Patricia…. Just like my original sex-ed teacher when I was 5 years old…. And this one was just as “friendly” as the one from my past…..oh yeah!.... the first thing she did was compliment me on the size…. Big, she said…. Not a very common thing in Latin-American males.. I was just made this way I told her… I am not a freak nor am I an animal, although I have been compare with one before…. You would probably break me….. I found that the sexual tension between the two of us  was getting out of hand and something was about to happen…Aaaah fuck!!!...I thought I was writing my porno movie, I’m sorry!.....Hope  I didn’t get you all excited there…

The girl that came to give me my bath was short and her name was Patricia; she’s been living in Canada for 15 years. Yes, she did say I was a big man for a Latin-American guy because in general they are pretty short and skinny people.. And yes, I have often been mistaken for a bear or an elephant or a whale because I am so big…….

Now to write her into my porn movie…

Take care perverts!


Waiting for a bath


Hello!

Good day all….

I hate it when things don’t go according to plan! I would have assume that I would be dressed by now, unfortunately my bath lady is nowhere to be found!! I am half naked waiting for my bath and it’s 10:16AM; also I think my adventure out there yesterday may have given me a cold… I’ve been sneezing like crazy…. When one thing goes wrong, everything goes wrong….

I got an email from the teacher that’s travelling with the kids in China, they are getting ready to comeback tomorrow/Friday…apparently they will touch down in Montreal at a very/early hour of Thursday/Friday……. And God I suck at time travel… Well I hope she had fun and that she is ready to return to reality….

Got to run… I think bath lady is here…Take care….

Tuesday, April 3, 2012

A short visit outside


Hello!

I was outside and I had all the energy in the world, I was ready to start blogging and the it hit me… IT’S FREAKING COLD OUTTHERE!!! I was freezing people, my daughter made me go outside with no sweater on because she said it was too warm for a sweater…. People were giving me crazy looks like saying to themselves “what a fruit cake!”…. I think I lasted 25 minutes and then call my girl to put me inside…. It was hell but in a cold kind of way…

So long…


PS Maybe I'm getting old..