Shh, listen...

Hello!



How are you doing today people? I'm glad to be alive one more day so I can blog about life.


Before hand I like to apologize to everyone who was insulted by my post yesterday regarding me being a porno star. I'd like to point out that I have never been a porno star nor do I have a sex video of me on the Internet showing me doing a somersault off an armoire. Izalco is a real volcano located in my country, El Salvador. My intentions of writing that post yesterday was to amuse you, in no means did I intend to insult anybody. With that being said I will now move on and feel safer when I go out on my wheelchair, no bombs or cocktails Molotov thrown my way.


Now I like to say a big beep you to the Castro brothers, I like to inform them and you that I didn't win anything in the lottery last night. I didn't hit one number, my wife was laughing at me. You know what I think the problem is? It's my wife, she always goes so negative to get my numbers. She laughes at my dreams, she doesn't believe in them. She is lacking humph! Next time I will be the one going to get my lottery ticket and the problem will be solved.

So what's new with me today? I started a Spanish blog! I don't want to loose my Spanish and I have some followers that I'm pretty sure don't understand English that well. I call my Spanish blog Recuerdo del circo, translated it basically means circus souvenir. Yes, I consider life to be a circus in everything you do while in it are your souvenirs.


- "Whoa! Deep shit Chuck."

Yeah...

So if you know Spanish don't be bashful and drop by.





Have a nice day people

News

Hello!

Good whatever people! It is 2:45AM as I write this and I feel like I have slept all night long.

Today is my 4th and finale bath so the week is officialy gone, yeah! You got any plans for the weekend?? Well I don't but I'm thinking of perhaps seeing a fkick at the movie place, we'll see.

I was hearing on the radio that the infamous double down sandwich I had has less cholesterol than an egg. Are they slowly putting this food on the right side of the food chart?? Soon they're going to forget about the high number of salt it has.

Okay, I will let you be, it's just that being up so freaking early and all alone here you start seeing things all around the room.

Better close my eyes here!

L8tr

Things of unimportance

Hello!


As promised this is my second post of the day, third if you count the one of early morning for Korea.


I was going over in my head a conversation I had this morning with my oldest daughter and my wife and how we came to the conclusion that when you're young and stupid you do the silliest things and and say the darndest things to be "popular".



My wife was telling me about how my daughter dished out five dollars for her friend and had not seen it back. Which started me telling her about my stories when I was in high school, on how my mother was going to buy a private jet because she had gotten tired of taking the normal plane to Mexico (!!!).


Then my wife was telling us her stories on how when she was young she had told her friends that for her vacation her family had gone on a plane to Disneyland and after that they went to China! Then one thing led to another and the story about me shooting my we-we came out.


- "Wait, what?!"


Yes, things of unimportance, but I still remember that day. That's another day that my mother took away my compressed air gun. I also got my air riffle taken away and my rocket launcher.


- "Chuck, Details, details!"


No! I'm not going to go into details. It happened, it was a growing experience for me and several freaking doctors that saw me a naked. I'm sure they still remember it and talk about it with their patients. But all I can say is that this generation is not as malignant as mine was, or at least that's what I want to believe.



How the hell is humanity still around, I have no idea!



See you tomorrow!