WTH?!

 I know! 

What the hell?!

Well it has been a heck of a year you have to admit it. First the pandemic hitting us with lockdown after lockdown and now we're finally coming out of it so I have time to chat. So what have i been doing?

Mr Guzman spent 4 months at the hospital, not for the illness covid but rather two operations. I had a keeping wound that had opened up, pressure one, and they had to put the muscle in there and close it again and then I had to rely on my side for 4 months. I pulled through but my brain took a beating. And after I came out, lo and behold you're moving asshole! For those that keep track of my location I used to live in the South Shore of Montreal now I live in the West Island. I am leaving in a residence for all folks although I'm only 53. It's a game changer!

In my old neighborhood I used to be awakened by the sounds of kids going to school or parents running to take the bus. Here not a bird chirps before 9:00! I'm actually considered an early bird because I get up at 8:30.. oh the horror!

Also, I have lost quite a lot of weight! About 200 lb! Thank you cannabis.. I will try to put pictures of before and after..

Okay folks have a great day and I promise I will try to keep in contact more often...

2020

Hello

Hello

Hope you are all having a wonderful day….

Good day friends…

So how you guys been? I am sorry for having been absent all this time I was in the hospital. I was there for four months and it had nothing to do with the virus but rather when it operation that they did on my leg. So to those who are already in 2021 happy late New year and for those who are about to get there soon happy early New year! This is my post to end the year 2020, I promise next year when everything comes down I will be doing more posting. At this point I just wanted to touch base with you to make sure you understand the reason for my absence. Also, I have lost a shitload of weight! I'll put a picture but I don't know if it's the latest one or not nevertheless I came out waiting 237 lb out of the hospital that's like 107 kilos…I feel good with myself.

Any Hoot still the same old me, except that I'm skinny.

Having said everything I needed to say for right now I wish you all a Happy 2021.

Later folks

May's Chit-Chat

Hi folks!

Happy you still here and happy I am breathing.

How are you all handling this isolation which is probably international by now; some countries more than others. We will bounce back, we always do.

So what have you been doing to keep busy? I moved, or rather I had people move for me my office. I used to have my desk facing a wall and it was cluttered as fck. Now my desk sits in the kitchen beside my door which has big windows where the sun shines through. I LOVE IT! Also, I bought a small selfie drone and I am having a field day taking areal pics of my hood. The thing can go up to about 70 meters high but I am afraid and have not pushed the drone to its limits; I think today is the day; when I do I will update this post with the pics. What about you? What are you doing to kill time, what are your projects? 

Well, that's my 2-second blog for you... 

Have a lovely day folks...

Pandemic blueus...

Hello folks!

Happy End of April!


So, you're coop inside like the rest of the world?? Yeah, well here where I live it was bad. Half the cases in my country are in my province and my city has half the cases in my province. It was bad, but now we are about to start opening up the shop slowly but surely. Most of the cases, +80% were in senior residential housing, the other was in private homes and hospitals. Needless to say, we will be ready for next time. How are you guys keeping up?

Me? Well, I have years of experience doing the isolation thing. I have been staying alone by myself for over 10 years and 1 completely abandoned; no wife, no kids. I am divorced and my kids are adults. I have kept busy by starting a podcast, "Life with Squirrels (LWS) and done other things, like drone flying and meme god. Of course, I watch tv, listen to music and read; anything to keep my brain busy.

Any hoot, have a great may and keep busy....

Once upon a winter...

Hello!


Howdy strangers! Happy Valentine’s day…

Super cold here in my neck of the woods, we’re talking -22c(-7.6F) but super sunny too and the sun has begun to warm us up and melt the snow… the groundhog appears to have nailed it this time as spring is quickly coming. So, we are almost at the end of February and the beginning of March, the beginning of the beautiful weather. I got a feeling this is going to be a great year…

So what are my plans today?

Nada! Today is freezing outside and I will stay home watching TV, relaxing and polluting FB with my memes and inspirational post. Yup, that is basically my everyday routine now; and people love me for it. I feel good because I make people feel good even if it’s for a little bit. I have accumulated 5k friends and a whole bunch interact with me.

Any hoot, just wanted to say hi and take a break from FB.

Have a good day folks!

Yeah Science!

Hello!


Goood morning to you all! How is your world this morning?


So, being the curious monster that

I am, I am now the proud owner of an Alexa device.Yes yes, one of them devices that plays music, controls your smart home and basically replaces your better half…. I don’t have one so Alexa is my better quarter. Why quarter? Cause I also have a Google home product too! I bought Alexa to see what is the difference between them both. At this time I started to play with it and it seems more sophisticated than Google, although knowledge-wise it cannot compete. Google knows its shit, literally, Amazon can do more stuff like read your messages and stuff. I still have to dig more into it.

I really bought it because when you ask Google home why was Corn Flakes invented, Google will tell you without any filters:  “Hope that plain food would help people stop masturbating…” Honesty! I like that….Amazone? Nope, it doesn’t provide you with an honest answer but rather a PG one about nutritious food...so either Amazone doesn’t know or it is sugarcoating the answers.

Amazing what curiosity makes us do.


Have a good day folks!

Snowmageddon part 2

Hello!

Welcome to February people, this is my month. My birthday is in a couple of days and I'm finally going to be 52. I know, I'm getting old. And such a nice relief do know that your kids have grown up that they are good citizens and that they're making their own life now. Also, I like the fact that I want to have to answer to anybody anymore. Freedom.

The here has been spring-like, but apparently, we are getting hell tomorrow and Friday. Snow, freezing rain, hail, firestorms...the whole 99 yards! We’ll see what happens as Saturday my brother wants to get together to celebrate all the Aquarius birthdays which I am part of it. I may not be able to go out, tho the new modifications on the chair have left me impressed. They have set the torque to full power so I am basically doing jeep commercials with my wheels.


Well till we meet again folks!


See you soon...

New me, in a nutshell...

Hello


Hope you are all having a wonderful day….

So, I have been sequester by the weather, seeing that my wheelchair is not a 4x4 that could laugh at the snow and the cold. Funny, I have been blogging since 2010 and as I grow older I have become softer. Before I used to love coldness, I could never get enough, now I am always wearing a hoodie, cardigan, sweater all the time; and I wear a tuque inside my place at all times. The tuque is good for the cold in the daytime but it has another utility for night time. I use it to shield my eyes at night from my nigh light from the kitchen. But for the record, I have lost a lot of weight and therefore lost a lot of excess fat, a fat that used to keep me warm. For some weird reason, cannabis has the opposite effect on me. Instead of getting the munchies, I lose my appetite. I know that I have mentioned it before but it definitely plays a role in my body’s ability to hold heat. On a positive note, I have to rebuild my wardrobe and I am now using close that I did not wear because it did not fit me. I considered this to be the positive side of it. Yes, there is also this newfound energy and health that comes along with the losing of weight Diabetes?   Gone! Physical movement has increased, my sex appeal with the ladies is stronger than ever, I have lots of fans that keep posting “I love you/u” on my FB wall. I am living a renaissance.



I am happy!

I hope you have a great day….


Later folks...

PS.. on my nest post I will discuss my moving back to my old hood...

2020 is looking good

Hello


Happy New Year people!


I hope your end of year was a fascinated one like mine….


So why am I so excited about 2020, so happy? Well folks, I am in love with myself! The reason for this new-found enthusiasm is due is that I am looking better, I am feeling better...physically. All of this because of THC. I  have now control my diabetes, can move in ways that were impossible to me before, my insulin was cut down by half; need I go on? All of these because unlike a normal cannabis user who gets the munchies after using this stuff, my body does the opposite; I lose my appetite.

I have lost more than 50 pounds or 23 kilograms in the space of about a year. I have gone from a 5x (five times extra-large) to a 3 or 2x; I now weight 270 pounds or 122Kg. I now I know, still a lot but in February I was weighted and I was 325 pounds(147Kg) and last December I was weighed again and I was under 300pnds for the first time in a gazillion years! This was my 9th-grade weight!!! So as you can see, I have a lot to look forward to this year. Heck, take a look at the pictures below….

Well, just wanted to say “Howdy” and wish you all a happy new year.



Take care humans!!

PS I have started to wear clothes that did not fit me now!!!

2019 in reeview, my life in review

Hi folks!


Good day internet readers...I am doing super great and I hope you are too.


So, 2019 is over and it was a year where I grew leaps and bounds...Boy, I have come along way since that dreadfull 2015 year, the year of my separation. I have gone from a depressed 322 pounds to 4 years later to a new positive charge person and who just found out that he is at the lowest weight he ever been since high school, 270 pounds!!! Yay me!

So that you guys understand, I have always been big. I was born at a whopping weight of 12 pounds and was 23.62 inches in height. Since then I have always been big, until today! This comes after my biggest weight ever was 427 pounds... I had to be weighed on a special scale, now I could be weighed on a normal scale but I am in a wheelchair and cannot stand up. But from 427 to 270, it is amazing and next year will be a great one!!

So yes, I am living proof that change is what you make of it...


Here is wishing you a Happy 2020 full of happiness and a Merry Christmas...


Love you all!

Porto Bello

Hello folks!

I told you I was going to be blogging more. Rightht now I'm blogging from the shopping centre.

Technology it'smazing, I am using voice recognition because I really hate the keyboards on the cell phones they make me feel old.

What am I doing you?

Well it's part of the whole plan of becoming a new me again. I don't want to be on Facebook all my life and as my guy said last night in five years you are going to look back and go like "wow I wasted so much time". So today I have started to make changes again, there's also an old friend of mine on Facebook that keeps on asking me to get help mmm, maybe he's right. I'll just need to readjust my life v reality.

Any food this is probably a short post because I used to not see how much I have everything on a cell phone.

Have a great day folks!

December to remember part II

Good morning folks...

Happy December!

Well, it's the last month of 2019 and how has it going for you? It was rather a roller coaster year for me however it's coming together fine.

I'm still very popular on Facebook although after a conversation with somebody yesterday I realize that I have to get out there again. Interact with normal people, open up again. So I'm finally going to write that novel that I've been working on for so many years. But it's going to be more a philosophical essay since I have always loved philosophy.

And I'm getting my place ready for Amy, my friend from Facebook that's coming over for the holidays with her daughter. It's going to be awesome! Her daughter has never seen snow so for me, it's going to be fun seeing someone that looks at something that I don't like magically. I'm going to go buy some Christmas stuff to decorate my apartment, I will make this the Christmas that changed me. Who knows, I might even invite my brother's over to my place, it's a completely new world out there people... I have become a host for events and I don't know how I feel about that.

Anywho I wish you all a lovely December and as part of my stepping back into society, I've decided to blog more often. So either way, it's beneficial for all of us for me to get back into reality.


Well, I have a good one folks and hope to see you soon again!

2019 Was all growing pains

This is my blog post for the year.

The Mormon priest.

This year I had a couple of meetings with a Mormon priest, just to talk. He told me about his beliefs and I told him about mine. Obviously, there was friction when we first met the second time was better. He forced me to have lunch with him at subways. Needless to say, I had to oblige, and what follows was an eye-opening confession.

Apparently, he had left the priesthood, and I had a lot to do with it he said. Basically, my beliefs over everything being alive overtook his ideas of a single God taking care of this world, he decided it was time to quit after 15 years of priesthood.

Nice coin a******, you just took out a priest from his religion.p

The cannabis factor.

Since Canada legalized the usage of recreational marijuana come out I have been doing quite a lot recently. I am not smoking, I am eating it and therefore the effects last much longer. the benefits of it have been that I have lost a staggering amount of weight, everybody who comes in the morning that hasn't seen me for a while is always asking the same question: "Are you sick?" I always tell them my story on what's that medical solution to my new look and they are pleasantly surprised because THC, in general, will basically make you hungry and I am having a different side effect from it. Needless to say, I am happy with THC!

2020 is going to be my year.

So in a nutshell 2019 was a growing year in 2020 it's going to be an amazing year! I will be moving away from this place that I have been living here for like 13 years and I will be moving to a smaller place seeing that I have no longer a wife and my kids well, they have grown up they are full-fledged adults now; and I'm very proud of them. One of them has a boyfriend and I'm pretty sure she's going to make me a grandfather sooner or later, the other one is very responsible in her life, going to work and studying at the same time; I am very proud of you girls!


next year I will be talking to you from a different place, a different city, a different life.


So in the meantime, I wish you all a Happy 2020 full of blessings left and right and that you enjoy the rest of your life...

Let me love you...

Hey...


How are you doing, how is your November?

It’s been a roller coaster of a ride in FB….

People are weird, they get upset, they

...You fat bastard...

call you names, they think you’re rich...name it and I have seen it now that people are visiting my site in large quantities...and they all want to chat and get mad if you don’t talk to them. My cell is going off at 2 am because someone in Africa, it is always Africa, wants to chat. If I don’t answer, I get a text asking why I did not pick up the phone… I don’t know you, I can do fuck all and don’t need to explain to anyone…


So enjoy my page and don’t talk to me...we will get along just fine...

*Magic*

Hello, y'all...


Three more days and vamoose!


November, I feel that life is rushing past me so fast it's not even funny. So, I been hearing a shitload of romantic music and feeling extremely positive...it's like a cockroach dies I will hold a funeral. I have never felt this way, I guess there is a first time for everything...

Did I tell you I am going to move?


Well, yes; but not yet. Seeing that everyone has left i am in a 5 and a half flat....meaning 3 rooms, living room, kitchen and bathroom....2 bathrooms. As I mentioned briefly yesterday, I will be moving near my brother's place where,  i think, will be spending my lasts days...yay!


Back to the river of beliefs....

Can't wait to see what's behind door number 3

Hello!

Good day to you all, happy last week of October....2  moths before 2019 finishes and I can't wait to see what's behind door number 3!

How is my life?

Living the dream folks, new life,m new woman...happy happy, joy joy. that person that was so miserable a couple of years ago because his wife did not love him and left him? Gone! I am a new me today folks!!! it is true that life changes in a second, one moment you're in a dark place, the next you need glasses it's so fucking bright! Well? I am there and I am super happy... I hope this happens to you too...

and that's the way the cookie crumbles...

Have a great day an a happy winter/summer...

October and everything after

Good day folks!



How are you doing?


So, October’s almost finished. And I haven't blogged for the longest time I guess, but I have time now.


This is my life now people:



As of today, I am now leaving alone!

It is a change, there are pros and cons for it. I don't see much TV, I quit the group on Facebook which took a lot of my time and now I'm basically lost... And winter's coming! We all know that I won't be able to go out most of the winter and I'll have to wait until next march to be able to go out there. Also, I have applied to the government for a low rent housing unit near my brother's place, about an hour away from here. It will take some time for them to accept me.

Besides that, my October was a normal one and I'm now also I said waiting for hell to come by me…


And that has been my October in a nutshell!



Here's hoping you guys had a good one and that your winter will be a fabulous one!

The Lunch that changed my life

Hello folks!


How’s life treating you?


I am having a blast at this single/solitary life! I can go and come as I pleased, I have no reason to give anyone about my actions. You don’t like it? There’s the door! I like it! And the bonus?

I can meet up with my girls whenever I want! Their mom and I did a great job with them. Fully independent, hard workers, studious...I love them and say thank you to the Universe for having given me the pleasure and honour to be their dad. Now they are calling me for lunch get-togethers and have adult conversations. A long way when I had to teach them French and Maths! Real proud of them…


Off to start my day!

TTYL people….

Time Warp again!

Hello there!


Happy September people…


So what is new with me? Solo flying people, SOLO!

My girls, their grandmother, and their mom, everybody a la chingada! It was scheduled, and this is the first step to independence for them and their mother called me this morning to confirm. Apparently;y, their mother said that they are taking care of their own individual shit; they don’t care about anyone else problems. I told her that from there is just a stepping stone to “Adios folks”! She sadly agreed. Me? You have to understand, when my ex and I split up she was kind enough to leave me the girls, so I am used to this loneliness; she’s not.

It is a new era in my life and I am super excited as this is only the beginning; Kirkland is next!

Take care Fam….


PS Love you all!

KMN please....argh....

Hello!


Glad to see you all…

How am I doing?

Well, I have become, for some sick reason, popular on FB. In the space of a weekend, I went from 67 friends to 2000! How is still a mystery to me...I thought they were from the group of rejects I belong to but no, those guys know my name; these one are always “what’s your name?” “Where are you from?” “Are you single?” Gets boring, I got 20 chat tabs going on and I don’t really talk to them because they are all not there for me… I got tired of a lady last night and when she asked me where I was from I told her Mexico and she immediately said it was too far...bitch, Canada and Mexico are neighbours of the USA ...geography! Another day I had had it with a Mormon and I told her that I was from Earth...sigh… And when I cut them off by telling them I got to go and buy groceries, they all want me to buy them an Itune card or for the classy ladies: Amazon card. Seriously?? We just met, I don’t know you and you don’t even ask politely “could you, would you, please” seriously.. There is also the sad case when they immediately ask you out because you are the love of their life...bitch, you don’t even know my name…


Sigh...sigh...sigh…


Maybe I’m the problem….


Have a great end of August...