A new job

Hello!


Hope you had a happy hump day!


Do I really look like a bum looking for handouts? Listen to my story before you answer…

It has happened twice were somebody approaches me and tries to give me their change to help my cause.


I have a cause!?

It happened last year when I went to purchase something or other; a lady stretched her hand to me and asked me what charity she was giving money to. I refused her money and told her I was waiting for my bus. Well, it happened again! Yup, this past weekend I went to see a movie, “The Nun”, and afterward while waiting for my bus, again, this guy started walking towards me and speaking the words  ”Here you go buddy”. I immediately told him that I wasn’t asking for money, that I was waiting for my bus; the guy just laughed his head off and apologized for the mistake.

TWICE! TWICE! WTF?!

Do I inspire people to feel empathy toward me? Is this what my life will be like? If it’s so, then I better start organizing myself; I mean get 5 and up denominations instead of pocket change.


I have to come up with a plan


So long people and remember, give money to the fat guy on the wheelchair!!


PS. Come to think of it, I was given money by those kids on bikes so that’s 3 times such incidents have happened. All of them while waiting….I see a pattern here.