We are but dust in the wind...

Hello!


How’s it going??


Me I was just napping away near my exit door to the outside when suddenly: “SHIT LOTS BIG DATES COMING YOUR WAY CHUCK!” I have to blog I said to myself, where did the time go! Here’s a recap…


My nephew is turning 20; 20!! What the heck! I remember not long ago he was telling us that he would burn us then kill us; this kid was pre 9/11 so he was a terrorist before it was cool….sadly he ended doing coding in Java for some company...so much for the terrorist thing!

My kid is turning 20! Another WTF! I remember yesterday she was running amok, getting into my drawers to “organize” my stuff...Asking me if I could see the images that she was seeing when listening to a song. Had to explain to her that people cannot see what other people are thinking. And now?! Well. she still a work in progress...She’s planning her 15 minutes in the limelight any second now.

My other kid, she’s becoming a full-fledged adult! Can I get an Amen here? I can literally show my kids the door and tell them to take it because Karma, her kids and I need the space….SOoooo, it’s “Goodbye and thankyou girls, you completed your task what more can I ask…” time! I did it! I should get a prize or something. At this point, I am grateful they turned out to be good humans being, sarcastic AF….proudly to report that’s all on me. This kid is probably the one who will accidentally be someone big and don’t even know it….enjoy your moment in the sun girl; enjoy.

Last but not least, MOI! Me guys, I’m turning 50!! FiFfuckingTy! I’m crossing the “let’s hope you wake up alive” line. I am a walking library full of anecdotes, innuendos and useless information… No more “when I grow up” crap, I’m done chasing dreams. Basically, I’m about to start closing shop, cleaning up messes to bring down the curtains….I had a good run but it’s time to “Vamoose”...Exit stage left type of shit. Then again, with my luck I’ll split this place when I’m 109 years old; fuck me.I’m still holding on to the idea that I will be picked to go and populate Mars….


But that’s my jam folks, see you soon...