The Thais have taste....

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Good to be here, I hope you people are doing fine…

So what have I’ve been up to these days? Well, I’ve been lucky and the sidewalks and my passageway have been cleared enough for me to wander off to do essential stuff, like buy food and shit; still cold outside, so yeah. Also, I don’t know what I have been eating that I’ve been having some strange fucking dreams...strange!

On another note, my neighbour is silently competing against me for the title of San Francis of Assisi -the patron saint of the animals-. Bastard is now openly feeding the squirrels just like me, and like me, he is feeding the birds too. Damn people, that was my only job, now I got this little crazy dude to compete against. Mind you, I don’t care, the animals get to have more food and I don’t have to buy so much food anymore.


Any hoot, hope you have fun out there…


Peace out!

like that (Magen David...)

PS It is T-9 before the big 5 Ooooooo, I feel great especially since a 35-year Thai woman said that for a 50-year-old fart, I look good; well preserved were her words….great, I’m a fucking fruit decomposing slowly!....I can see myself dating a Thai chick...

Little Siberia, really small...

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Thursday is here people, enjoy it.


So what is my thang today?

Well, it is really gorgeous out there, but it is a mirage; it’s freaking cold! When everyone that visits me leaves with the same signature goodbye “Don’t go out there, it’s cold” you listen. We are currently hitting a windchill of -24c (-14c real) and it feels like your face is a solid block of ice….brrr… Besides that, the door needs to be repaired asap as the cold is filtering through and soon we will be at par with the outdoor temperature; a guy is coming this afternoon.


Oh, and my oldest is going for her drivers permit today, I wish her the best as it means lots and lots of McDs weekend breakfast!



Any hoot, that’s a wrap for now…


Later days folks...

Wake me up when the Internet works

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Good day folks and Oh what a night!

People, I lost electricity at 7:00 PM last night, I had one charge to get to bed and a pack of small bed movements to hunkered down for the night before my devices would be depleted; I was toasted. I thought electricity was going to come back as fast as it had gone

but no, it was a major electrical outage and electricity came back until 3 something AM. I saw myself making contingency plans for today, calling left and right to get appropriate help, selling my soul to the devil-yet again- so that I may wake up with that humming sound electricity makes….and well, here’s a post. So whether the big bad red guy or the boys at Hydro-Q made it happened, thanks; I get to live another day. Let’s face it, life without an Internet connection is not worth living; ask my kids, they abandoned me at the first signs of darkness to go to their mother. Little bitches are back because I got electric juice pumping through my place...else they wouldn’t be here….


Any hoot, Alive and kicking people, alive and kicking.


Have a good one.

Nice meeting the past again...

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Happy last complete week of January folks!

I smell outdoors again! The big snowstorm that we are expecting is starting until this evening and I forgot a couple of items yesterday so I will go back out to the supermarket today.

I tiptoe through time yesterday when I talked to an uncle of my ex. This guy was a karaoke/drinking buddy eons ago. For a couple of seconds, I felt young again. It was a hoot talking to him. I will probably see him this summer and relive those days when I used to hang around his car parts store drunk out of my head or when we went to Acapulco and shop for striptease(drunk) that would let us in with a 15-year-old kid---surprisingly, they all were willing to let us in. How the fuck I survived those years, I have no clue, guess somebody up there likes me.

Any hoot, I wish you days with memories waiting to be created…

Take care folks...

Out the door

Hello….

Good lazy Sunday to you all….

A quick “Howdy” before I go out and have breakfast. Okay, second breakfast, I had a yummy piece of cheesecake with a glass of milk already; courtesy of my kid’s mom. Today after the restaurant I am planning to drop by the supermarket to buy stuff that I need: FOOD! Tomorrow is back to being cooped inside since we are supposed to be getting at least 15cm of snow…..but, there is a ray of light here. Tuesday is supposed to rain and the building has now a snowblower, meaning that theoretically I can go out next week..yay…

Got to run folks….enjoy your day…..

This, that and other...

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Happy days folks…

Yeah! Kill that thing...

Well it happened! Healthy fucking lifestyle whether I want it or not. Broccoli folks, scratch that---it’s the white color one, cauliflower with margarine has now made it to my food chain! WTF, the only vegetables I ate were french fries, fried green beans, onions rings; the good stuff. Now I have to have 2 heaping scoops of that “natural” crap, yuck folks, yuck with a chocolate sundae cherry on top….I was using canola oil when frying the veggies before, what's wrong with that? It was healthy, no?…..major disappointment.

On another note, it appears the episode of distress I had this past week was due to a virus (no shit Sherlocks!) so antibiotics are on the way...hopefully, this will put my health problems behind for this year.Tomorrow will be another mild day here so I will probably go and have breakfast with my ex and her family, and our kids of course….This will be possible because the landlords bought a snowblower so they have completely clear a path to the sidewalk...yay! However, my celebration will be a short one since this coming week we expect 30+cm of snow….guys guys guys, getting tired of this shit…


Any hoot, have a good one...


PS I did see some recipes for frying that white color vegetable, yummy!

Positively healthy

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Nice seeing you above ground again….

Just like D. Trump had his medical exam recently divulge to his people, I feel that I should follow his footsteps and let my people know, all 6 of you, the results of my medical exams.

Angry but healthy

Lungs? Checked! Heart? Checked! Blood pressure? Flying colors! Cognitive functions?...meh...So as you can see, I more than capable to handle this blog and other things. I am feeling better and I am sure ‘twas but a scratch. So what’s next for me? Well, my girls are keeping a close eye on my diet and breakfast will never be the same again. I’m talking 1 toast, 1 piece of ham and coffee. I mean, I had to beg for a hard boil egg this morning….geez...I guess times are changing now….must adapt.


Ok folks, have a great day and an amazing weekend….expecting 30cm of snow this Monday coming soooo…..


Later days folks

"That forgetting, embellishing, lying machine"

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How are all of you doing?

Well, the last couple of days I’ve been TKO. Yeah had a close encounter with the grim reaper, or so I thought.


It started with a glitch in my blood pressure reading 185 over 110. High enough to raise awareness. I call the 811 number which is basically consultation with a nurse who will assess your situation and give you tips on how to solve the issue or concur with you that the spot that looks like ketchup on your belly it’s actually level 24 cancer and you should go to the hospital.


I was given some tips on how to lower the pressure down but that I shouldn’t go to the hospital; monitor the situation. Cool, I can do that...relax and monitor my situation. I did call my nurse to let her know of my situation; we were all on the same page. No problem, right? The following day...

RDI Image

215 over 110 blood pressure reading folks! Out of the blue, this is how I kick the bucket….had a good life I guess. The ambulance was called in, my final ride to the hospital where my demise would take place. I was expecting that they would come in flying with their stretcher and shit but no, two old country boys came in walking. They ask me what the problem was I told them, in an emergency way, my issue and how my head was hurting and how I was hearing voices and seeing lights. They asked me if they could take my pressure, I told them to go ahead. Obviously, in my head I was swearing at them because they were wasting valuable time that could be spent saving my life. The EMS guy looked at me and told me that it was high but not as high as my machine was reporting; 165/95. So yeah, I’m here alive and kicking fighting off a flu virus….

The shame folks, I had already given instructions to my friend about what to do after I was gone…..


Take care Y'all


PS Stupid blood pressure machine, I have to buy a new one or calibrate it.

Meh...

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Happy 2nd week of January!


Well today, surprise surprise: Landlord bought a snow blower machine! I can potentially go out more often; the city has now get his act together. Things are looking up….
Shit, fire alarm!...wait….


Ok….30 minutes after, error. I kinda lose the inspiration and the energy.


Tap you later...

This s*#thole I live in....

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Happy Saturday people…and a sucky one here in my neck of the woods…

I had someone take the pic

Remember that yesterday it was super mild and that snow had melted? Well, today is a full 180 and we got snow up to the wazoo and there isn’t a freaking way that I am going out there for at least 2 to 3 weeks. It is another snowmageddon...tsk, tsk, tsk...When the white man came to North America, they just should have kept on going South. Yeah, I know: “What an ungrateful bastard!” I know, I’m a giant crybaby:

In winter I’m all like “Waaaa! Too much snow!” and in summer “Waaaa! It’s hot out there!”

“Waaa! Netflix and chill is not working!” -It really doesn't guys

I am blessed, sure I cannot walk but I have food, shelter, protection, a plethora of services, TV; I got it all! So maybe I should just suck it up and enjoy the moment. So what if I’m going to be a couple of more days, spring is just 65 days away; I can do this….


Any hoot. I will see you in some other post folks…..


PS And now Facecrap is not working for me...

Notes from a fallen angel...

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Top of the afternoon to you…

So, the last couple of days have been wet and warm. Sow has melted severely and we’ve been having spring-like weather. But, there is always a but, tomorrow all this water on the ground, this slush, will be turning back to ice; ice baby. Right now we are at a temperature of +9c but tomorrow we will be at -19c with a snow dump of +10 centimeters. It is going to be awesome!!!!!!!! You got to love this country.

Ok Google, give me a life

On a lighter note, Google music is cool! This app paired with Google Home is a thing; now I just have to purchase the smart home crap so I can control my environment with my voice….nice...welcome to the 22nd century Chuck.


On a lighter lighter note, I lied, there isn’t such a thing in my life. Either is black or white; no shades of grey, pastels or pupu caca colors. That’s my type of thinking and whatever I think is that color, I keep it silently to myself.


Take care people!



PS I did go out there and clicked a couple of pics…..

#YOLO

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Good to see you….


Another day in paradise, I know I was bitchy about being cooped inside yesterday but today I have given up on bitching, so I’ll just take it as it comes…..ça suce d'être moi….

Work in progress...

So what’s is new with my “life”....hmmm...interesting question. Well, with my life not much but I do have 2 crazy daughters that have taken up painting. Yup, they are buying paint supplies at the dollar store and picassoing  their life away, maybe they’ll be famous one day. All I know is that my last supper painting I had, has disappeared to make room for their latest creations: City Nights and Orange.

WTF, you only live once, right?.....I did my life, let them do theirs….



Later days folks…..

Trap in a perfect gold cage.....

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Last time I went out was December 31st, the freaking snow is being cleaned enough for regular losers that walk on 2 feet, not special losers that drive on wheelchairs. I’m up to my keister staying behind these walls! And this weekend? Another 10cm of this shit. I just had to cancel my appointment tomorrow for wheelchair reparation. At this point, I can’t wait enough to become rich and move out of this country or for climate change to completely invade us. When I was a kid my teachers would tell me stories how this area would become like Miami with time; I guess they were referring in millions of years and not decades.


Other than that, nothing new under the Sun….
Take care folks….

We are but dust in the wind...

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How’s it going??


Me I was just napping away near my exit door to the outside when suddenly: “SHIT LOTS BIG DATES COMING YOUR WAY CHUCK!” I have to blog I said to myself, where did the time go! Here’s a recap…


My nephew is turning 20; 20!! What the heck! I remember not long ago he was telling us that he would burn us then kill us; this kid was pre 9/11 so he was a terrorist before it was cool….sadly he ended doing coding in Java for some company...so much for the terrorist thing!

My kid is turning 20! Another WTF! I remember yesterday she was running amok, getting into my drawers to “organize” my stuff...Asking me if I could see the images that she was seeing when listening to a song. Had to explain to her that people cannot see what other people are thinking. And now?! Well. she still a work in progress...She’s planning her 15 minutes in the limelight any second now.

My other kid, she’s becoming a full-fledged adult! Can I get an Amen here? I can literally show my kids the door and tell them to take it because Karma, her kids and I need the space….SOoooo, it’s “Goodbye and thankyou girls, you completed your task what more can I ask…” time! I did it! I should get a prize or something. At this point, I am grateful they turned out to be good humans being, sarcastic AF….proudly to report that’s all on me. This kid is probably the one who will accidentally be someone big and don’t even know it….enjoy your moment in the sun girl; enjoy.

Last but not least, MOI! Me guys, I’m turning 50!! FiFfuckingTy! I’m crossing the “let’s hope you wake up alive” line. I am a walking library full of anecdotes, innuendos and useless information… No more “when I grow up” crap, I’m done chasing dreams. Basically, I’m about to start closing shop, cleaning up messes to bring down the curtains….I had a good run but it’s time to “Vamoose”...Exit stage left type of shit. Then again, with my luck I’ll split this place when I’m 109 years old; fuck me.I’m still holding on to the idea that I will be picked to go and populate Mars….


But that’s my jam folks, see you soon...

I say welcome!

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PART II


So as I mentioned on my first blog of the year, shit is happening at my place; PARAFUCKINGNORMAL SHIT!

On the 31st of December, my ex came over with her bf. Just before she was about to start cooking she came into my room to tell me something or other; Exes don’t have to pay attention, ok? So, she’s in my room, kids and bf are in the dining room and nobody, but nobody is in the kitchen. Suddenly, a frying pan made a noise in the kitchen! We rushed to see what or who was the culprit and nada; I mean..Fck me! The stove is off, animals are on the upper floor….WTF….no potential energy anywhere waiting to become kinetic; NOTHING! And.....the stove was off...

 Then, I took that picture who, I was told, looked eerily similar to a photo of my mother that my oldest niece has….So at this point, we all concurred that my mom is in my house visiting…...shit just got real….


Any hoot, Happy New Year again!


PS... I don't even want to talk about the plant incident yesterday...The plant is a gift from my mother's good friend...Ay Dios Mio!

2018 here I am!

HellOooooo!


Happy 2018 Y'all….So, what are your plans this year? Me? Don’t really have any, I usually fly by the seat of my pants...  Adrenaline! Love that shit…