Anything but that please...

Hello!



Can you smell it?


Excitement is in the air!!!

My DNA is finally being looked up as I write this post. I will finally be able to refute all those comments about me being a person from this planet. I don’t know how long it takes but I assume is just a couple of days; I mean, smell, taste and determine, right?  How complicated is that? Saliva was translucent so it shows I’m white, I assume I’m either Royal or from a distant planet. I know I know, don’t assume anything because when you assume you make an ass out of you….I’m assuming, so there! When the results come in all of you peasants have to bow down to show the respect I deserve, as I am probably in line to some throne in Java(Indonesia) or something along those lines…

I will keep you posted.


Carlos Bernard The Third
Has a ring to it...