You should have been there...

Hello!


Good day all…


So, still a bit in a high after having a reunion 30 years in the making with my friends from high school. It was nice but there wasn’t much of an exchange of stories of “what have you done in the last 30 years?” I mean, I have a shit load of stories of my love life, my brief stand-up comic career, my trips to Mexico by car...Heck, going to strip joints over there half drunk and miraculously being saved by a taxi driver from a gang of upset door bouncers who spoke French…

I am happy to have seen the girls, but between you, me and the millions of Internet users, including my friends, I will probably see them until next year; only to be one year closer to death...Plagiarism, it’s a thing, people…

At this point I am happy we met, would like to see them more often but I’ll settle for the yearly visits and knowing that they are in “good” health and that they are doing fine….

Yet another story they won't hear about...

Again, I love you guys and wish you the best… call me!


So long people...