Wednesday, January 6, 2016

Zombies be warned

Hello!

Good to see you….

So this Xmas the mother of my kids and I got together to brain storm presents for the girls. Normal stuff here with the exception of my oldest that requested we get her a spear. Yup, in a normal “Christian” house, a none violent household, the little shit wanted a spear!

Apocalypse ready
Her mother was up in arms about what kidiot1 wanted; there was no way in hell that she was getting that! But her father, good looking dad1, remembered that when he was a kid his mother went along with all his craziness; so he searched the web for a solution (a spear)…. Lo and behold, dad was doing the Xmas online shopping so he ordered what the kidiots wanted and yes, the spear was part of it.

We did tell her not to get her hopes high because the spear was coming over from where the grass is greener and guns are plentiful; USA. To be honest here folks, her mom and I were almost 100% sure that it was not going through our tight, secure border….


Guess what? Kidiot1 had her wish come through…go figure…


Until next time…

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