The pirate comes out and play

Hello again is you and me…

Que pasa folks?!

I know that “el Niño” has a negative effect in several parts of the globe but, and I hate myself for saying this, I kinda like it! It has been a mild winter so far; and when winters like this daddy goes out and does crazy shit. What have I done to affirm such statement?

Well I have been going out quite a lot since they have clear so well the outdoor that my wheelchair has had no problem moving around. So today I had my bath with my crazy/hippie bath guy and he made me come to the conclusion that it was time to bring the old Chuck back; the crazy one….sooo, I got myself an earring; an “arracada”! I had an opening in the ear that I had done when I was young and crazy but with time I had taken off the earring. So today, it was such a beautiful day that I said: “Fuck it, it’s time” So I got an arracada back…..My kids think I look like a pirate but that I should take it off.

They’re just jealous; yeah, daddy still got it!

Later people…argh!

PS You have to Zoom, left ear folks..

Stuck in a moment....yet again...

Hello!

Good day folks and a…argh!!! Cabin fever!!!!!

I can’t go out, I’m stuck in this hell hole due to snow and I am losing my mind!

If you were to see the snow outside you would probably think that it ain’t that bad, but it is! I have such a crappy wheelchair that the smallest puddle of ice/snow/water and my wheel spin….. And apparently this is a chair made for our winters… my ass! Apparently the government has made some new rules that keep me “safer”. It includes slowing the chair down by 5km and my tilt mechanism does not tilt enough degrees for my ass to rest….

In other news, there is none! Until the end of..oh wait! They changed my bed again… so it’s 2 new beds within a month…….things are rushing so fast it’s not even funny!

Tata from nothingland…

Jesus Justin Trudeau

Hello!

Greetings to you all…

Well the whole world knows by now that we have a new Jesus Christ in Canada, Justin Trudeau (I know, the whole bible belt is going nuts screaming and all, grow up tartars) but it seems it is not only Canada he wants to fix but my life too.

Justin T has currently started intruding into my dreams as a…a…I don’t know how to call him, but do you remember there was a time that Microsoft Word had a paper clip that would appear and suggest certain things to you? Well, Justin has been appearing in my dreams and has started to suggest different options to me vis à vis my life. Some of them have been rather radical and some have been more of “take the black shoes instead of the brown..” solutions; go figure.  I have always ended our conversation very politely and just before he spoofs out of that moment, I have always thought that if he is doing a good job at the helm of our country then I guess following his advice would benefit me too… or maybe is time for me to stop eating before hitting the sac….

Any hoot, big game tomorrow where we will crush those little nerds of Green Bay and make them wish they would have stayed with their mommy….Nerds…

Need a wambulance buddy?

Take care folks

Call me Robocop

Hello!

Nice to see you all…

Following the post from yesterday, Zombies be warned,  I forgot to mention that having purchased a spear for my kidiot1, I am now in the process of acquiring a gun! Yes, I talked to the relevant police forces yesterday and my name is being investigated (I’m sure of this) while they send me the necessary papers to fill for a license. I have to get 2 security courses due to the fact that I will not only purchase long barrel guns (riffles) but I am going for restricted weapons too (hand guns). My kid was all “no dad it’s dangerous…blah..blah..” I told her that my goal was to purchase collectible weapons and that I would only buy the guns without the bullets so she feels safe. Also, I told her that I would not display them until I get a bigger place.

Btw, what I am writing here is what I also told the RCMP that informed me it would take about 3 weeks for me to get the papers to fill.

Another crazy idea just like old times…

Zombies be warned

Hello!

Good to see you….

So this Xmas the mother of my kids and I got together to brain storm presents for the girls. Normal stuff here with the exception of my oldest that requested we get her a spear. Yup, in a normal “Christian” house, a none violent household, the little shit wanted a spear!

Apocalypse ready

Her mother was up in arms about what kidiot1 wanted; there was no way in hell that she was getting that! But her father, good looking dad1, remembered that when he was a kid his mother went along with all his craziness; so he searched the web for a solution (a spear)…. Lo and behold, dad was doing the Xmas online shopping so he ordered what the kidiots wanted and yes, the spear was part of it.

We did tell her not to get her hopes high because the spear was coming over from where the grass is greener and guns are plentiful; USA. To be honest here folks, her mom and I were almost 100% sure that it was not going through our tight, secure border….

Guess what? Kidiot1 had her wish come through…go figure…

Until next time…

Runaway mind

Hello and Happy around the Sun day!

My first post of 2016 but not the last…

So I am going to pick up writing again not because I have things to get off my chest, nor because I’m going to write a book (too lazy), not even because I have to work my fingers off so I don’t lose any dexterity on them. No, this is far more important. I have to work my brain off!

Heading that way unless...

You see, lately I’ve been noticing that I am losing train of thought and words seem to be forgotten. Now in any normal person this is something that can be overlooked. However, due to the history of cuckooness in my family, I don’t want to be heading straight into craziness without applying some sort of brakes. You know, become nuts at the appropriate age the Lord intended us to go kite flying and not at my prime where I have a full set of…teeth and can dance the Macarena fully nude…

So in a nutshell…no pun intended…You will be seeing me not more often but with more in-depth blogs that will make you wonder if is not you the crazy person and not me.

Salutations from the other side folks…