Thursday, April 9, 2015

Cloudy with a chance of microwaves....

Hello!


How are you doing?


So yesterday I was relaxing in the morning when suddenly I heard a sonic boom; it was a sonic boom okay, just go with it. It was such a loud noise that my cat that was taking her daily nap was awoken and quickly went up the stairs. So I said to myself, WTF!?

I strolled up to the patio door to see what was going on. I thought that somebody was throwing something at my door, that wasn't so. When I got to the door lo and behold shatter pieces of tables, chairs, a Santa Claus for crying out loud, there was a whole bunch of stuff on the floor; all raining down from the heavens. Once again I said to myself: WTF!? I thought it was a lover's quarrel where the girl had caught the guy cheating on her, but there was no screaming. No, somebody was throwing out stuff from the balcony (3rd floor) onto the main floor. I called my wife immediately asking her if she knew something about the third floor tenants, she immediately replied that she wasn't aware of anything but that she was coming right over (Mexicans, there are a bunch of curious bastards). Suddenly, my bath guy came over and asked me what was going on. I told him that I didn't know, that they were just throwing stuff from the third floor down to the ground floor but it seem it had stopped. My guy told me that that it wasn't the case, that they were about to throw a sofa off from the balcony. What gives? These people are dumb or something?

Well the sofa never came down as I believe either the owner or the building administrator got there on time to stop them. At this moment I have no clue what happened but have been told that the apartment is completely vacant.



What the hell people, what the hell…

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