Back door fantasies of a disable guy

Hello!

So much for the Ferrari...

Well back from my visit at the CMR and boy did I ditch a bullet when I didn't get the mini-van last year; I probably will need a full size van… apparently I need a full conversion with access through the back… yeah, you heard right. I need to penetrate the van (her) by the back… cause the van is a female name, I’m sure that if I search the dictionary for the word van it probably starts with “Feminine word” describing a big car…so I’m probably will need a gas guzzler to be driving around. 

And that’s not all, the total weight of the wheelchair and me is 735 pounds; or 333 Kg or 52.5 stone. Pretty freaking amazing, so I feel bad for the people whose toes I have crushed over the years: my wife, my kids, my summer camp care giver; sorry, I will lose weight. I feel bad now making fun of those morbidly obese people on the TV show about people weighting over 600 pounds and get operated; those fat persons deserve my apologies for calling them ugly fat bastards. Although, I may be fat but I’m good looking soooo I don’t know about that..

Anyhow, I am home, I’m fat, I’m proud….kinda like then "we’re here we’re queer..." chant…

Take care folks…