Sunday, April 13, 2014

Call me Billy T Kid

Hello…

So last week I talked about being interviewed on the radio regarding the elections; a Guzman’s first. Well the following day I made history again by being the first Guzman of my clan, in Canada, to purchase a shotgun; bullets and all! It didn't sit well with my better half who vented her frustration towards the whole situation by using the "D" word. Said I wasn't able to shoot a fly if I wanted to....She even gave me  her sister as an example -she lives in a place so far now that guns should be mandatory there… the girl’s gone survivor on us, they basically eat whatever the land provides; don’t ask me about what they do for toilette paper…you don’t want to know…. But back to my story.

So I bought a shotgun and how I wished I would have tested it on my wife, but life would have it played differently. No, the first one to taste the action of my shotgun would be my little one. She came in and I showed her my gun and, accidentally, it went off! “What the hell dad!” were the first word that came out of her mouth. I had missed my first ever shot; I was sad and relieved at the same time. She kept on yelling and with an affirmative tone of voice I told her to shut up and pick up the bullet or the next shot was going to be directed to her head; she obeyed and I felt powerful.

There’s nothing more madsculin (because I’m mad) than a man and his Nerf semi-automatic shotgun!

Take care folks…


PS And yes, little J’s family has moved off the grid. They sit down with an Algonquin tribe to share stories at night for entertainment. They set up their traps at night so they can eat next day; they don’t even believe on having the Internet… sad story.. I think little J’s mom stop shaving; now there's a sight for ya....

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