Hello!
So I am holding a grudge against my dog…
You see, this Thursday night she was sniffing the Nintendo
Wii and she accidentally pushed the CD eject button and out came my Animal
Crossing. She was barking at the game console until my daughter inserted the CD
back. Well now it (Wii) doesn't work anymore… I know what you’re saying: “move on pops..” yeah
well, it’s the only game I can still play with my working hand! I know it’s
pretty lame and there’s nothing more than I would like than to see Mario with a
high caliber weapon kicking ass! A flame thrower for example, I would love to
see this guy burn Luigi to a toast! He’s the lamest of the brothers, plus I personally
think that he is porking Mario’s girlfriend, Peach! If I was him (Mario), I would
go over to Luigi’s house yell “it’s me, Mariooo..” and burn the house to a crisp;
I’m sure that Luigi will be there giving a power star to Princess Peach the bitch…all I can
do is hope that the Nintendo guru hear me out and implement my ideas… I also have
to find another Animal Crossing game.. and I need to get a life…
Some good the Mormons did for me, I have become more violent…
Take care folks…
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