Hello!
So yeah, this new phone sucks eggs in a good way…Fuck the
Iphone V, this apparatus kicks ass!! Yesterday twinkling around with it, I discovered
I can turn it into a web cam…. AND I DID!!!... I was able to see what the
camera was filming on my computer screen…. Then my wife, bless her little
hearth, had the brilliant idea of sending my daughter upstairs so I could
finally get a fleeting glimpse of what the upstairs looks like… I am not going
to lie, I was emotional; this was my forbidden zone that I was never going to
see in a millions years…My Kapu....
So my kid went up the stairs slowly but surely…it was like
mission control when they send a rover to Mars, they are waiting with
anticipation the images from this glorious place… and then it happened: “ABORT!”….
Jesus Christ! And I am not talking about the cousin of my wife here, I am talking about the head honcho…. WTF GUYS!?
Do you (actually they) ever clean upstairs?? I’m talking hoarder's mess here; I do
believe I saw some undies near that big thing that looked like a rat. .. It was
(is) chaos upstairs folks; now I understand why some things are better left
alone… technology is not the solution here, praying to the almighty so that he
can send someone here to clean is. And he better do it mfast before they make the downstairs
of the house look like upstairs….
Take care folks!
PS The big thing that looked like a rat was my other kid hiding
under some covers….That’s a feature from my phone I’ll never use again…. Wonder
if I can get my money back for the phone….
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