End of the year

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How is your last weekend of the year going?

On my side my wife has gone to prepare a turkey at one of her a friend/customer, this lady knows how to cook my friends!  She’s also making a Viennese roll for dessert, can’t wait to pig out tomorrow…

Well there isn't much that I could talk about, the sidewalks are screwed up and I can’t see anything from my patio door…  So I decided to take this quite time that I found and wish you all a very happy new year, filled with joy, health and mucho money…  For those who need it like me…  Let us hope that 2013 will bring us a new end of the world…

Take care folks!

PS I have to train this speech recognition application from windows, it makes a so many mistakes is not even funny….One direction and high heels?!... Really? Oy vey! AND SINGING TO BOOT!!

Story telling time

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How are we today?

Yeah well, we did beat a record with the snowstorm we had yesterday, almost 46 cm of snow.  This morning we started to clean this mess up, they wanted us to move our car so that the machines could clear the space in the parking lot.  The good news was that there was no fatality whatsoever, I’m still confused on how is it that when a storm hits south of the border there is always one.  This time I heard there was seven souls lost and they were blaming the storm…  The one thing that I did saw on Tweeter that I have never seen in all my 36 years of wintertime was a bus being pushed by its passengers…  And to hell with speech recognition today, my girls are upstairs playing with their games and the oldest one has taking to walk with her new shoes up and down the freaking apartment…  They’re high heel shoes folks, she has a problem with being shorter than her little sister, so Santa brought her high heeled boots and shoes…  It still doesn't cut the mustard, at best she reaches 5 foot 6 and her sister is hitting the 5 foot 10 mark…  She taller than my wife now…

Take care folks!

Storms stories

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Folks, some people say that “you know you’re old” when all your heroes start going to jail for some reason or another…Carlton Fisk…wow, I used to revere this guy and I found out today that he was arrested… but me, old? Nah… com’on Lindsay Lohan has gone to jail already and she hasn't even hit 30! I think the issue is that my heroes want to be young again and this is the fastest way to do it… Get arrested!....I have to get new heroes….

Yes it’s still snowing and we are very close to calling this storm “The storm of the century”… scary shit!.. I really don’t think I can go outside and stroll to the shopping center…And it’s been an all day of Teenage Moms 2, this is the price to pay for having my kids and wife stay home…..once again a little Yay!....Well tomorrow is another day….We will wake up to news of the storm and how bad it was, oh well…

Take care folks!

Snowmageddon 2012

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Good day to you all….

Well we finally got that snowstorm they have been announcing over and over again.. Now we really have one, we are expecting bout 30cm; heck my wife canceled 1 cleanning already. From where I am sitting, the outdoors look like the next ice age, but I have seen pictures where it doesn’t look that bad. Plus my brother is at work and claims that it isn’t that bad out there… but the nurse that came this morning sum it up beautifully when she said: “…If you don’t have to be out, don’t”…

Scratch all of the above… No yes, there’s still a snow storm happening and my wife did canceled all her customers….little Yay!.... My meals on wheels has been canceled,  my bath guy had a call in the middle of my bath to tell him to cancel the remainder of his shift… it is, apparently, bad out there… I am almost certain that my wife will cancel her Turkish coffee session with her friend…. Funny story, she won’t get her daily reading; yeah after drinking her coffee my wife’s friend reads the coffee left over in her cup and tells my wife the scoop… last time she rushed home because I was having an affair…okay no, but it’s bound to happen…any hoot, I did this post manually hope you didn't notice a difference….

Take care folks!

To speak or not to speak...

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So I had a small discussion with my bath lady this morning, it all had to do with speech recognition and how I should keep on using my hands to type on the keyboard.  She said that if I don’t use them I will lose the usage of them.  I told her that I knew this, but that my hands were slowly starting to go that way on their own; and right now I am using a combination of hands and speech recognition to post my blog.  Soon I won’t be able to give you the finger…  But speech REC still way off than using my hands…  Right now I had my little one laughing at me for not pronouncing properly the words…  So I’m a freaking immigrant, so sue me…  Smart ass!

So this New Year’s Eve it’s going to be a quite one, not like the Christmas eve when a bottle of Patron was sacrificed for the good of mankind…  It was water people, just plain water no effect whatsoever!  Maybe I will go out and buy something that could give me a buzz…  Then again, they are announcing a 20 cm snowstorm for tomorrow…  I think I won’t be able to go out for a while…

Take care folks!

PS that little shit was right, pronouncing the word properly helps…  But I still say that naturally speaking software can adapt better to my muffled Spanish speaking accent…man those shoes have to go…

Here's to the holidays

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I hope your Christmas was as good as mine.

So here I am enjoying my new toy, it’s not the speech recognition software that I wanted but it is the closest thing I could get, a new headset…  My girls are upstairs playing their games and my wife, well…  She still hasn't gotten her gift yet, who knows if she’s ever going to cash it in.  My oldest daughter has been waking me up every day with her incessant thumping with her new shoes.  She’s trying to gain height artificially…  She’s only 5 foot 4 in and she would like to be as tall as her sister, who's about 5 foot 10.  I told her that for that type of increase in height she would need platform shoes like the one that Gene Simmons wears when he sings with Kiss…  I hope she gets at least two more inches in her life otherwise she will be traumatized…

And that’s how my holidays have been so far, not exactly great but, not bad either…

Take care folks!

Recapping Armagedon

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Happy blah day to you all…

Here I am blogging and preparing for the big day of gift giving to my kids, my nieces and nephews were all taken care of yesterday…. 40 bucks a pop, that’s like a gazillion dollars in presents… At least they can buy whatever $40 smackers get you these days… They don’t smoke or drink and I think that sexual encounters with good quality pro are more than that… so Itune cards for everyone I guess…Hey already know what I am getting and blogging will be a breeze again….thank God, my hands were taking a beating…. Any hoot happy holyfreakingdays…..

Take care folks…got to start paying bills after the fail last day on earth…

Well played Mother Nature...well played

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Good day people…

Well another Xmas celebration down the hatch!.... not happening folks, mother nature has done it again! It is snowing, it is windy, roads are slippery and my eldest, whom I thought was doing better, is DOA with a fever… really?! I am cocooned for the remainder of the year… and who am I pissed at? Myself! I think that I have gone from the men’s camp into somewhere between a kid and a chicken shit… I think that I don’t trust people and this makes me a big chicken shit moron… I mean who’s to say that the driver of the bus won’t fall asleep like last time or that the guy driving the car on the opposite side of the road won’t lose control and smash himself against helpless little me? Worst, what if there’s a fire inside the bus and the driver has lost consciousness and we both go up a a little bit extra crispy?...no, I cannot afford dying before my time, I have people to take care of, places to see, posts to write…and, and…. I’m just a big coward that does’t want to take chances in life….anymore...

Merry Xmas folks…… to the atheist or the Muslims out there: Happy start of the week…. And you ain’t getting presents from me…..

I live to tell a tale another year

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Good day to you all….. and happy holydays…

So all my girls are gone, but as of next week I will have my kids for their Xmas break…. So my computer will be used for World of Warcraft… hey at least I broke the70k pageviews before the end of the year… thank you all….

So tomorrow I an off to Point Saint-Claire, another boony city of Montreal…Got a Xmas get together with my brothers; my wife is making a cake and all the other girls are doing their part…and a funny thing just happened to me. I got some insurance papers to be filled by my doctor and me. Now usually my doctor’s part is filled by my neurologist but my appointment is until February 5^th… I think he’s pissed off at me because I don’t go there often enough, so he wanted me to be punished in some odd way… but the insurance told me that my GP could fill up the papers…. And I just got a call from my insurance person and she said she got the papers and I was okay to receive my benefits for the next year… so I don’t  know if to cancel my neurotic’s appointment or not….the dam hospital, the Montreal Neurological Hospital, sits in a 45 degree hill!! Who’s bright idea was it to put a place for people that can’t walk in a godforsaken place like that?!... I already broke my chair twice while trying to go there so maybe in summer I’ll pay him a visit… we’ll see….

Take care folks!

End of an era

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So yeah, I wondered outside prior to the gigantic mega storm heading our way.. I went to get my lottery tickets…that’s right there is an “s” in there….it will be my last lottery I will ever played, I am done for good…plus going out there isn’t really for me anymore; it is brutal, but this chair has a very powerful motor…. Them snow banks were nothing, for a sec there I thought I was stuck but this baby’s reverse laughed at the situation and brought me home….so goodbye potential winnins, I am now a mortal with a very powerful wheelchair…

Take care folks. ..

Falling

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Good day before the end of the world day…. Shit!... I have to call my cousin and say goodbye….

So any hoot, last night I was seeing the X-Factor when I caught a glimpse of a wobble by Leann Rimes; was she drunk, drug or was she having a stroke?....Seriously, I am not a paparazzi or a celebrity news guy, but when you have a 13 year old singing besides what seem to me a woman that seems tanked, I pay attention!... Even my 14 year old looked at the sudden drunk move and impaired remarks as a woman with too much alcohol in her system…And it’s true, the professional singer way of talking was weird….even TMZ had an article about the whole “unstable” affair….just saying stuff here folks…. It was awkward….

Take care folks….

Sh*t happens...everywhere

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It’s weird having someone with you while you try to do your shit…my kid has be hogging my bed all day long!... I got nothing against her, but I like to be quietly thinking about my next move and this one is a chatter box, even if she’s sick!! Maybe I should tell her that it is recommended that people with the flu shut the fuck up, to keep their voice you know?.... Maybe I’ll send her to school tomorrow, let them deal with old motor mouth here…. Fak that!... I don’t need this aggravation; I’m a bitter old man… sick I might add…Plus I get all this people calling me to see what can be done to make my life better!!....now my modifications of my place are being reviewed and I am getting my old occupational therapist back, so my life is slowly turning to shambles as I write….ello!HI need a Valium folks….

Take care!

PS well it’s not that bad my life, I just wish they would get to the point when calling me… I have no patience for idle chatt…. Just give it to me straight… I'm going to hell, am I?

Days like today

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Good day folks…

Today, at this moment, I have woken up with a vet negative outlook in life… very negative thoughts run through my veins this morning, I want to kill everyone and their mother, I have to breath because I have no control over it. Maybe is just the crappy weather we’re having, maybe it’s something I hate or didn't eat…I feel I’m sleeping with the enemy and the worst part is that I sleep alone…

So this morning my daughters have trade places, the sick one is back in school and the healthy one is now sick… I wonder why parents don’t get sick?... my wife and I have gone through this sick cycle almost untouched… the wife did get sick for a while but she had to go on as she’s the only one that makes things happen around here (Physically)…. Any hoot, back to my morose state of mind… maybe I’ll kill the bath lady or just give her a real bad look to make her feel crapy….

Take care folks…

A WOW day

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Good afternoon people…

Very short post to explain my delay in posting…..KIDS!... they are both sick and are making my life a n experience…. One discovered WOW (World of Warcraft) and decided to play on my PC from 10AM till ow…. And now I found out my hands are shot…. I am typing with my left over energy… wishing you all a happy holidaqy season….

Take care…

Swimming her head off

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As I write these lines my oldest is swimming her hearth out and my wife, youngest and my in-law are there watching her race and they are keeping me posted to let me know the results… Go Mexican torpedo, go!!

Take care folks…

Last Monday of civilization

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Good day people of the world….how’s itt hanging?

Another day, another week! Seven days more till Christmas eve, four days ill the end of the world; I wonder what other fictitious date are humans going to choose to replace this one as the end of the world… maybe we should consult the Jehovah on this, they got experience: 1897, 1918, 1922, 1925….Chill, I don’t have a beef against any religious belief, just stop knocking at my door please… Let me make my own decision and go to hell without remorse…

So this week is going to be a wintery one in this region. I already raised the flag with my brothers that are organizing a shindig this Saturday to celebrate the holidays; they are announcing about a foot of snow for Friday… so wheelchair transportation might be a problem….bet the Jehovah didn’t see this coming….

Take care folks…

It wasn't meant for me...douche bag...

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I just came back from the great outdoors and boy was it chilly…I think my birthday list is going to include a ski mask, heavy duty gloves  , scarfs and a pair of boots…. It is cold out there, plus I’m a bit on the “F_YOU society” after my outing….

You see I was going down an alley and I saw another person coming opposite to me, enough place for us to pass side by side…no problem, plus there’s a nice giant snow ball in front of me that I am going to crush to smithereens ….cool!!... As I thought that the other person ran towards the snow ball and pushed it away from my path…NOooo!.. Why??... I had it in my sight; the snow ball didn't stand a chance… That dumb person took the fun out of my stroll, I felt the snow ball crush and now thanks to that nincompoop all I can do is imagine it…but I can always make up for it, I hear all this week is going to be snowing and next Friday we are getting anywhere from 20 to 25cm… that’s like 12” inches of snow…yeah baby!!... here comes Santa Claus…

Take care folks!

There there, it will be all better....sigh

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Good day to you all…

So yeah, a very somber moment here at my household yesterday… this is the reason why I stopped seeing the news, stupid people… 27 people massacred by a deranged fruit cake?! How do I explain this to my kids? They were seeing the TV with me yesterday and they could not believe what was happening. It was a disaster and all they wanted to make sure was that this wouldn’t happen to them; I told them, lying through my teeth, that this was something that was not going to happen here…. I swear, people like this should be allowed to suicide and to let our kids go on with their lives… Why kill innocent children, anywhere on this freaking world?... and to top it all off, a rapist is running amok near the school of my oldest and she found out about it!! What do I tell her?!....all I can do is pray for them, pray for all the children in the world…I feel powerless against fruit cakes like yeterday’s one…sigh…

Take care folks…

Maybe it's me

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Good Friday people….

Let’s talk about this world not being wheelchair friendly….

Funny but true

Yesterday I went to the bank, yeah me and my millions, it was an okay outing, my brother took me out early so I decided to go and buy some lame thing at the store before my bus came…. Well what I want and what society gives you is two different things.. They haven’t clean the snow at specific points that all disable people use: AKA the freaking side walk corners that allow wheelchair to access the sidewalk…okay, I fail to mention that by 4:xx IT’S DARK ALREADY!! Vision is cut by half, so stepping out in the dark is like “Extreme wheelchairing” and I want to be around for a while. So the combination of Mother Nature and mankind made it impossible to wonder and buy stuff…. Its okay, I’ll do it tomorrow I said to myself…boy was I wrong…

I went out today and the cleaning issue persist, but there is light to help bypass the issue… so to the pharmacy I go… Man, getting into that place and maneuvering inside is freaking impossible…Xmas shit has popped left and right, it seems that they are doing the minimum to obey the law that requires them to provide access to good looking people like me…It was a horrible experience… Unlike my pharmacy (where I buy my drugs) the local one is pupu caca and I think that I will be going there (my pharmacy) more often… at least the grocery shopping can still be done in some sort of comfort… somebody should complain about this….

Take care folks

Intervention

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Well, it’s settle. We as a family need some sort of intervention. It appears that gambling runs in our blood and that nothing is safe from a friendly bet… I’m talking we bet on anything: from my hitting the lottery one day, to how will my sick kid’s day is going to be, to wondering the value of one of my wife’s bonus Xmas gift is!... you see a customer from my wife gave her a gift certificate (store card) but fail to indicate the value of the card… these people are very happy with my wife’s work, so I told her that the value was over $100 dollars, she claims it is under… so we made a bet: if it’s 100+ the card is mine and if not I will pay her the value of the card….Oh yeah, we also have odds for my swimming kid’s next meet… she’s 3^rd and below… Any takers?....

Take care folks!

From Vegas with love...

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Good day…

Well, it is a sick day for my kid that went to Vegas; she has a fever and a sore throat…. And this time I know who to blame! It was my wife’s Vegas/Califas/Mexican family….more precisely? It was my wife Mexican’s husband’s brother’s maid that had a cold and Jesus got it and now I got a kid with a 150 degrees fever…well she made it sound like a 150c fever…but it was a 38.5c, good enough to keep her home….

So, I think my hands are shutting down and it is getting to be an urgency that I buy that speech rec software soon… or silence my blog for ever and end it all… but I can’t do that, I got a big mouth and an active mind… so much shit I still have to say like… okay, writer block there, but I can still say stuff that could make your skin crawl…like the one long hair on the nipple girl… did that get your attention?.... well it got mine… maybe one day I’ll write about it and see if you guys have the same twisted humor my wife has… she peed her pants off when I told her the story….okay, making no sense here, better go now…

Take care folks…

Defective cellphone camera

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So yeah, this new phone sucks eggs in a good way…Fuck the Iphone V, this apparatus kicks ass!! Yesterday twinkling around with it, I discovered I can turn it into a web cam…. AND I DID!!!... I was able to see what the camera was filming on my computer screen…. Then my wife, bless her little hearth, had the brilliant idea of sending my daughter upstairs so I could finally get a fleeting glimpse of what the upstairs looks like… I am not going to lie, I was emotional; this was my forbidden zone that I was never going to see in a millions years…My Kapu....

So my kid went up the stairs slowly but surely…it was like mission control when they send a rover to Mars, they are waiting with anticipation the images from this glorious place… and then it happened: “ABORT!”…. Jesus Christ! And I am not talking about the cousin of my wife here,  I am talking about the head honcho…. WTF GUYS!? Do you (actually they) ever clean upstairs?? I’m talking hoarder's mess here; I do believe I saw some undies near that big thing that looked like a rat. .. It was (is) chaos upstairs folks; now I understand why some things are better left alone… technology is not the solution here, praying to the almighty so that he can send someone here to clean is. And he better do it mfast before they make the downstairs of the house look like upstairs….

Take care folks!

PS The big thing that looked like a rat was my other kid hiding under some covers….That’s a feature from my phone I’ll never use again…. Wonder if I can get my money back for the phone….

Ciabatta bread stories...

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A big welcome to you all…

Hey! First I like to say “thank you” to all my Califas/Nevada/Mexico people who read my blog, even if after they go like: “Que dice?”…also I like to thank my mother-in-la for having taking care of my girl and I, now that she’s gone things are starting to come out little by little… there’s no explanation as to why she does it, but things are being done by her that make no sense to the normal human… I know, “WTF am I talking about?” right…. Well one of the things that my wife asked me this morning, as if I would know, was if I knew the reason for her mom having halved her cleaning cloths… “AAAAH!”. I said, “I kinda get it know” I mumble it loud enough for my Tootie patooty to hear…. Obviously it had to come out…I told my wife that every morning for breakfast I was getting half a napkin instead of my usual full napkin… The napkin is in itself part of my OCD life that runs through my family’s blood according to my mom and my nana….. Why was I only given half a napkin?? Why was my wife’s cloths ripped in half?... I don’t know what is inside her (mother-in-law) head; maybe she went through rationing when she was a kid… who knows, but this is the first of what I’m sure are many stories that are going to be coming out little by little…and in her defence, she did bring lots of innovations to the house: The Ciabatta bread grilled cheese…..Triangular may I add…

Yup, it started last Friday when we had a “Torta Mexicana” which consisted in cheese, breaded meat (Milanesa), beans, avocado and salsa…on a Ciabatta bread…triangular… to this fine dish was added the Sunday breakfast which was breaded meat (Milanesa), beans, avocado, cheese and salsa…it’s the order that makes the difference here! It’s not the same to hear “fuck you” than to hear “You fuck”…. One will bring out a negative response while the other one might even bring out a “Thanks”…it’s the freaking order… but the story here is that grilled cheese was never going to be the same…. Triangular Ciabatta bread rules!!....And so this morning I requested this fine dish for breakfast… now if I could only get half a napkin with that….

I’ll see you shortly….

Vegas is over...for now...

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Good day…

Sorry for the delay, I was debriefing the people from the Vegas trip… I was only able to get a tequila bottle (Patron) and a Puma t-shirt…my daughter got several things from her favorite group (UGH! Gag me with a spoon): One Direction…Apparently they had fun and now my youngest wants a quinciañera party too….I guess I have to start saving….oh, my daughter got some sparkles in a bottle… she sprayed some on me, now I look like a cheap sex therapist….

Okay folks… have a good one…

Sunday's R&R

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Good day folks…

It was fun but now it’s over… funny how fast vacation are shorts, my wife and kid are on a plane coming back from Vegas and my kid’s first quinciañera party…. She wants one now too….  Well I wish them a safe trip….

Hey first snow accumulation of the year…yay!... they are (Canada weather office) putting out warnings to be on the lookout for  accumulations between 5-10cm…???.... I remember when the warnings would be issued for 20cm+!!... it appears people are soft now and 5 to 10 is a snow storm…wimps..goto go and get my lotto ticket before the snow impedes me to go out…

Take care folks!

Who's on first...

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Today it’s like a spring day, not like last time that they told me to wonder out there…freaking mormmons…

So I’m watching this commercial about the “No No” hair removal gizmo when suddenly my daughter tells me that she wants that…. Obviously her dad answer back without missing a  beat: “No no”…. so she’s all confused and reiterates her request about having this fine product for the holidays… I still answer with “No no”… I’m not going to lie to you, my kid is still lost and basically has to wait for me to explain the joke… she didn’t laugh at it… what a weird generstion….

Take care folks!

The satisfactory solution

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Well it ain’t all that bad…. I didn't like my new number seeing that it would have take me time to learn a new “438” area code… my old carrier had made it too easy to remember my cell number… 5 freaking “8” in a 7 digits phone number: infallible to remember… so I called Rogers and explained my dilemma… I told them it was a request from an MS dude with beginning symptoms of dementia…. And guess what?.... not only did I get a “514” area code number (original Montreal) but they gave me a number that has 4 of the same digit, IN A FREAKING ROW!!! If you can’t remember this number you’re a vegetable, seriously!... it’s looking good…

Take care folks!

PS I guess is like one of them blessings in disguise.... just as long as it's not a wolf in sheep clothing.... Man I'm baaaad today..

The postman always rings twice

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Well now begins the daunting task of configuring a new cell phone, that I will hardly use and will probably drop it once or twice because of my MS clumsy hands… Remind me once again why I changed my old cell?... oh yeah, CIB syndrome…. Compulsive idiotic buyer… Stupid me, all it takes is someone who will offer me something and I fall… At least I got the name right now: Galaxy S-III blue color piece of sh*t! I am not bitching here, it’s just that every single time is the same thing

“Do you want it? It’s shinny!..”

“ GIMME! GIMME!”

I swear, I have to see a doctor about this… you know the worst part about this? It’s going to have to be my kid that sets it up… I barely can open the manual: “So you fucked yourself again”… I tell you, life is hard…

Take care folks!

PS Oooh, but it's so nice and WTF is LTE?!

Something is amiss

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Good day masses…

I’ve been quiet lately but when I find erroneous information that has been disperse through the years and has mislead people around the world I yell “Stop”…woah là!

People, I have heard like you that the 21^st of December (in 2 weeks) the end of the world is here… well doing research I found out that this is not the case. The date that the Mayans believed the world is ending… and even this is wrong…the proper date is December 23^rd….The 23^rd! not the 21^st and the world was not ending but rather the ruler of that era was finishing his reign and a new one was taking over! So my cousin can rest assure that come December 22^nd she will have to pay her bills…

Okay, back to my noiselessness life…

ps You did believe in this, right?

Off to Vegas

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Good day folks…

It’s going to be a quiet day today with nothing in the horizon but my bath lady and my nurse guy coming to do their duties…

It’s my little one’s birthday today, she is turning 12; seems only like yesterday she was being born…time flies..what is her gift you might ask? Well she is going to her first quinciañera (sweet sixteen) party with her mom in Vegas baby… that and she is going to eat “Tacos El Gordo), apparently they are the best tacos thjey have ever eaten. They are off for 4 days to do the Vegas thing while I’ll be taking care of by my oldest, my brother and my mother-in-law… yay….i don’t think I’ll be having an orgy anytime soon…

Take care folks…

Spring is in the air on Neptune..

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Go outside they said, spring like weather they said, you will like it they said…. In what freaking planet do these people think this is “spring like”?! What the hell is their problem?! I went out there and it was windy, with some rain droplets and I could have sworn that there was some snowflakes in there somewhere… I did go to the shopping mall but only because I had to, otherwise I would have stayed indoors…And the kicker?... when I came out of the freaking mall, the sun was shining in all its glory…. I didn’t stay outside cause I knew mother nature was probably PMSing and wasn’t sure if she was happy or sad…

Take care folks…

The story of my life (condensed)

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Just had the meeting with my occupational therapist and it went so so… She seems to be more incline to the apartment… even if I told her that over there… WAIT?!... You didn't know about this!?

The story is that one of my wife’s clients past away and her husband would like us to move into the house which is about to be vacant. So I asked the inspector if I could transfer the 13k I am getting to fix up the current place… he made it sound so easy, “Same city? Sure, knock yourself out, but you have to go through the CLSC”…. I just did, she’s very negative about the whole situation…So at the end she will schedule a visit to the house and see if it’s “OK” for me to move there…. Man I have to win the lottery soon so I could give them all the finger…. The index one you gutter brain folks…

Take care folks!

Not the same

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Good day to you all…

Well it was a beautiful weekend with a breakfast Saturday and Chinese food on Sunday and I am depressed people…. De, pressed…

Back when I was somebody, I was a danger to the food industry.. When I went to eat somewhere, I ate! I’m talking gobs of food, once they kicked us out of a cold cuts buffet because we were overeating….really!... Then there was the time that while waiting for our McDs order in the parking lot (something like 40 burgers for a party) my oldest brother and I had like 4 big macs each! And I stopped because he made me, otherwise I could have gone all night…Then I started to slow down, I mean even younger people than me were pigging out more… like the breakfast I could only gobble down 4 Sausage Mcfuffin only to be beaten down by my little bro who had 5 or 6… shameful really… Nowadays I can only eat 1 plate at a Chinese buffet, when the possibilities exists for me to have 2,3,4 or more servings of foods… I think I’m getting old, even my wife can handle 2 servings not to mention my kids…. I really hate MS…

Take care folks!

Chow time at Mr. Li

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Good day folks….

Windy out there and I have to step in it to go and have some Chinese buffet… I feel like sushi today, for some odd reason…. Maybe I’ll mix it up, General Tao with Sushi… sounds like danger to me, but what the heck, you only live once, right? Hey, I got $2 bucks in the lottery last night, nobody won the jackpot yet… it’s there sitting pretty, waiting for me…. I think I’ll get a Ferrari first…. My week is looking up, tomorrow I’ll get a visit from my occupational therapist and Tuesday I have a doctor’s appointment, then my week is done…shit Xmas is here, come ‘on winning numbers…daddy needs some new underwear…

Take care folks… got to go and fight a 14 year old.. a lazy 14 year old…and this is our future!?..

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Hello!

Good Saturday….

Well finished my breakfast fest, success!!  Let me tell you 21 persons in a 5 ½ is pretty crowded, especially when everybody, except 3, is over 100 pounds…. I had bacon because God is great, otherwise I would have to be describing the odor of it to you…It was good people, maple syrup flavored bacon, with toast and beans and a shit load of extras… now I am dead, over stuffed and preparing for tomorrow…..

Hey, I don’t want to brag but I think  Family Guy made fun of my blog last episodey, I don’t want tHe when Peter made allure to his daily blog….If it was me I am flattered …

Take care folks….

PS now onto tomorrow....