Friday, April 27, 2012

Life lesson #54


Hello!

I’m with one of my daughters here at home today and I asked her for a grilled cheese, my style, so I could have something warm for a change…. Little did I know it was going to turn into a life lesson for her…

So as she’s finishing my hot sandwich, I hear a loud thump followed by a “oh shit!” I asked her what was wrong and she told me that she had dropped the sandwich… “Well pick it up fast” …. She was bewildered with astonishment! I could see in her face that she wanted to know why, she needed to know why! So I told her: “when the food gets dropped on the floor, the faster you pick it up the better…”. She told me that it already had germs, I told her my theory on that and she told me that one day she would pass it on to her kids…

Take care!



PS I’m not cruel; I will pass on my vast knowledge to you folks:

- When food falls to the ground germs run away screaming for cover before realizing that it’s food that has fallen on the ground. So the trick is to pick the food up ASAP before the germs get a chance to get into your food, thus having a clean grilled cheese….

Knowledge is power folks…

PS PS PLEASE do not consume anything that it’s dropped on the floor… I’m a specialist and really don’t give a rat’s ass if I live or if I die… Scratch that! I really care whether I live or die, I’m just a pig…

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