Thursday, November 10, 2011

Life unexpected

Hello!


Good afternoon folks!

It's not me, it's several factors that have made my posting today at tad late... Let me begin


First of all my computer was on the fritz this morning, yet again, but that was resolved before my better half left to work. Now the second thing is that I have never used the phone so much in my lifetime! I had to call at least five places this morning: my occupational therapists, the building inspector, the companies who are doing the bids for the modifications of my place and my cable company. Out of all these people I called this morning the most important was my cable company; I don't have freaking MTV!!! What gives?! Oh yeah, my sister-in-law wanted to know how much I pay for cable because Bell is getting too pricey,I'm pretty sure she's jealous because we have all these Spanish-speaking channels now! But back to the MTV shit, it appears if I wanted to get this channel I had to order the mega-package which is $75 dollars more, I didn't care, even if I ordered this package I would still be paying less with videotron then with Bell. But you know what? Believe it or not, the customer service representative wouldn't let me, she said that my cable bill was too much. People I come from Bell, I was dishing out between 182 $200 dollars worth of TV crap and now I am paying half that, so I didn't care if I had the mega-package or not. But then we came to a solution, I took the à la carte service with five extra channels for six bucks and I would be paying about $112 dollars for the cable, three PVRs and my freaking MTV channel! I don't think my girls would be able to survive without their Jersey shore friends...

Now the last delay I had was because my bath guy. Apparently he went out with the girl and... drumroll... he held her hand while taking a stroll on the mountain. Isn't that romantic? It would have been if the girl would have corresponded his actions, but when they return home the girls sat on a different sofa then him. Moments later the daughter of the girl walked in so it was all downhill from there. My guy still static about the holding hand part, but after asking him many questions to me it seems that she's not interested in him... And this was my guy's romantic life after telling all of this he lets me know that yesterday they had a meeting at the CLSC and I was part of the subject of that meeting...??? WTF???... Yeah apparently there's been a lot of guys who also get the service of a bath and while being naked they propose to the woman or guy giving the bath for a one-time sexual encounter... Apparently Mr. Guzman is too much of a prude and he doesn't do this! Fuck me! Do they want me to start proposing left and right? No, they use me as an example on how people should be when getting a bath service... I'm so wholesome it's not even funny!

Take care folks!


PS I got a tell you about the call I got yesterday... I'm such a dork!

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