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Hello!


Good day to you all, happy May people!



So, what’s my beef today? People taking advantage of other people…


Seriously, just because there are certain things I cannot do anymore doesn’t mean I am less of a human and you should take advantage of me! I think I will try to do my things on my own at the supermarket or get help from their staff, I will not take shit from people there anymore. Here’s the scoop...

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Last time I was there I politely asked a couple of elderly people if they could pass me a carton of eggs which was out of my reach. I was very thankful for it and kept on doing my shopping, not knowing that I had been marked and was being followed throughout the supermarket. My shopping having been completed, I checked out and began my journey home. Suddenly, a tap on the shoulder, I turned around just to discovered it was them; the egg couple! I asked if I could help them and they smirked back and as one was doing the lookout the other reached into his pocket and drew what looked like a gun, but it wasn’t. It was a JW pamphlet: Jehovah Witness!!! DANM!! These people look for needy or frail people like me to assist and then follow you to try and rob your soul to salvation…. Fuck me! I thought they had selfishly helped me. I was wrong, they wanted another brain to twist. Why is everybody and their mother trying to save me?? Let me be people, I need no help; help yourself. (I just need the egg cartons which they have placed too high for me)



Any hoot….


Take care and happy May folks!

The Timbits chronicles

Hello…


Greetings…


Whoever said that the art of conversation is dead has never met my kid and her vast range of..of...I zoom out whenever she is talking folks. She can never go from point “A” to point “B” directly. NOooo, she has to go through all 26 letters of the alphabet to get there. Yesterday, it was science vs God  -the creator…. Her vs my brother who seems to have switched from atheist to -almost- a hardcore believer.

My bro paid me a visit yesterday, I wouldn't be surprised if it's the last one, to have coffee and Timbits. Maybe it was the caffeine folks, but soon enough the conversation went south and we started debating: CREATION!

This side was being defended by my brother who, as a kid, used to go to churches and double doggy dare God to kill him. And when God didn’t do so, he would come out of there with the conclusion that the big guy didn’t exist. The other side -science- was being championed by my kid who is a pseudo-scientist who claims there is a mathematical formula that we haven’t stumbled upon yet that explains the existence and creation of the Universe. Boy was it interesting when my bro was arguing the point about the dinosaurs and other fake news and my daughter was explaining why planes fly and how this was proof that there is nothing after death. Yes yes, it lasted about 2 hours back and forth, name calling and shit…. My brother bitching to me about how I was raising a Neo-Fascist atheist and how I was letting her be that knowing full well that the bible states pagans and cats will burn in hell for eternity. I told him it wasn’t my fault, the kid was studying to be a scientist and that his mother had dropped him more than once on his head when he was a baby and that’s why he was such a hillbilly who believed in the tooth fairy; oops, spoiler alert.

In the end, we parted ways with the promise that there would be a part II to this discussion where there would be a bible and holy water to prove the existence of a creator vs a mathematical formula and a choo-choo train to prove the expansion of the Universe…..Very exciting stuff folks….


I do love the coffee and Timbits

WHeelchair drama

Hi!


Good April to you….


So just came back from a small shopping spree at my local supermarket and had a bit of a situation with some driver. It wasn’t bad or anything is just that when I was a driver myself I used to obey the silent rules of the road (ie you got first at a stop sign you went first) So today, I arrived 2nd at a stop sign and was willing to wait until the guy on my left went first; but he didn’t!

“WTF buddy? You got here first, go!” Nope, the guy waited until I went first! I was annoyed that he didn’t follow the rules, that he gave me the rightoway. I was thankful but it didn't sit well with me since I consider myself a driver while I am on the road and a walker while on the sidewalk. I know, I am messed up but what can I say…..morons will be morons…

TTYL...