Please let me be human...

Hello!


Happy early New Year to you all!


A special one for me as I will shortly find out if I am from this planet or not.

“What you talking bout Willis?!!”

Well, I finally did my DNA testing to find out so many unanswered questions… Am I Black, Latino, German, Spanish, Human… I just sent my DNA to the team that will be looking into these questions and I will get the results in about 8 weeks time. Dam folks!! What if the Brazilian babe that is currently in my line of fire happens to be my cousin's granddaughter?? That’s just gross! But rest assured, once I find the results I will share them with you; unless the black choppers come and get me because I’m an alien…


Any Hoot….

Happy New Year and live long and prosper….nano nano!


PS DNA testing is so gross!

Nothing beats the smell of Napalm on a BBQ….

Hello!


Buon Natale….


So, Xmas is done! We did a couple of restaurants my kids, my ex, her friend and me. All in all I can safely say that Mojito is my new favorite drink and that Brazilians have the best-looking women in the Universe…..We went to a restaurant and it was awesome!!

The place is called “Le Milsa” and if you gonna go here, bring your appetite. Meat after meat, after more meat; followed by more meat! And in the middle of this orgy, out of the blue, a couple of Samba dancers putting on a  show to wake up your visual senses. You end up the feast by having a cup of coffee with a roasted pineapple and vanilla ice cream….you go home thanking God you’re still alive and promise never to go back to this godforsaken place again but knowing full well that you will return again and again to torment your tongue and stimulate your visual senses…


I hate myself.....

Peace and love folks...

Dancing my life away

Hello fellow humans!


A happy festivus to all!


It is my annual post celebrating our pasta god (I’m a Pastafarian this year) Rigatoni.

Not much happening as a celebration, the girls just came back from a 2-month vacation and everyone and their mother is broke so no; Santa will pass go but distribute no cheers this year.  But we will go and eat Brazilian food and see skimpy dressed amazons people put on a show...I will gladly take pictures and dance Samba with the ladies…

I wish everyone a peaceful night where they will break bread together and in peace. Remember that we are as fragile as we are stupid...For one night, stop fighting, take a break, get some food, something to drink and celebrate the fact that you are alive and that in about a week’s time the blue dot in space in which you reside will have completed yet again, another stroll around the Sun….

We are all extremely lucky to be alive…


Happy whatever folks...

Feeling like the world is ending

Hello!


So let’s cut to the chase…


I will be going out today. Seeing that my kids are back I need to do some grocery shopping for the house; I was happy eating eggs and beans while they were away. Now they are demanding food: vegetables, meat, bread, toilette paper...geez, what is the world coming too…The weather out there seems to mild today and snow seem to have melted so I will try to venture out there with my oldest and get some essentials…

Shit the year is gone and my birthday is right there...I’m about to be 49!!! Forty fucking nine! What do I have to show for? Absolutely nothing! I have worked for 18 years and have lived the life of a millionaire without the money for the past 10 years! Time flies when you’re doing fuck all...But I will take one step at a time. Today I will do fuck all and tomorrow I will tackle more fuck all…


It’s good to be the king...

It's good to be the Queen

Hello!


Good afternoon.bon, Commençons par le commencement…

So my girls are back, they were in Mexico for like almost 2 months! They are happy, yesterday we went to bed until 2AM; they were telling me the horror stories they went through...oh, the horrors, +28c weather while their dad was here living it up on -30c paradise...bitches! But I am happy that they are back, I was getting lonely without them. I had even given a name to the sock I talked too, JP.

In a nutshell, they had fun and my youngest sweet sixteen party was a success….Her mom really outdid herself with it. It’s the party people are going to be talking about it for a while. They had a chocolate fountain, photo booth, dancers, wine...I mean, my kid’s aunt had to pay an extra hour so they could keep the party going an extra hour...It must have been wild…


Any hoot...faites des beaux rêves…


Bubye folks...

Etsi mut nainen...

Hello!


May the force be with you…

Yeah, I want to go see that movie but it is, like always, a pain in the ass going out there during winter….Brrr…


How do I know? Well, I went out there to have some basic food for my kids to eat when they come home, and I got stuck!! Fck me! I remember that with my old wheelchair I was able to go and come as I pleased. Now with this new and improved one, I can’t! Plus, my butt is full of lesions because it does not tilt far enough so it can rest(butt)….And to add insult to injury, they are not going to change it until the model is discontinued or hell freezes over! I hope I can do Sunday's Xmas restaurant outing at the Brazilian restaurant….it’s going to be awesome!

I swear, she seemed like this...

I guess it wasn't all bad...I met this lady who serves me breakfast at McD's all the time and we talk a bit....I like where my life is headed......





Any hoot, back to the rock I crawled under….


Bye, folks!

Just before lunch...

Hello from downtown Brossard!



And….I am Spotifying my ass away! Why? Because it is a mess out there, freezing rain, snow, hail, Fire and brimstone….yessiree bob! It is a day that calls for diddly squat to be done, so I got tired of playing the same old playlist and went to Spotify to check it out. I am not plugging them or anything like that but boy do they make my life interesting….Aliens could be invading the Earth and I wouldn’t care.

Yes, Power Puff tambourine!

My night guy and I did our jamming session yesterday, I sang and played the djembe drum; it was a good first session...needless to say my guy was impressed by someone who has not played or sang in 30 years...so he called for another session just to make sure it wasn’t sheer luck….bring it homie!

Also, tomorrow is the return of my girls from their exodus...it’s been almost 2 months since I have screamed at them...My dog and cats will be happy!


Any hoot….back to listening to music and the new bands I didn’t know existed. The band “The xx” is really good….




Ta ta!⟳

Freezing my shorts off!

Hello and fuck me!

It is minus a billion degrees out there!!

I haven’t gone out “they” don’t allow me to step out there but apparently it is one freaking cold day out there. I believe them because even my cat that likes to wander off is staying home today.

So what am I doing?

“You’ll have fun” they said….

Listening to music, blogging. About to have lunch… anything to pass this day. There is someone actually moving into the building today. I think that winter moving is one of the worst things a human can go through; trust me I’ve been there.

Any hoot, wishing you a glorious day….

Djembe the night away

Hello!




How’s everybody??




We here have been under snow since yesterday and well, I have been cooped up in my flat….bummer….But my week will take a turn for the different tomorrow….how so, you ask:

Well, tomorrow I am going to be jamming with my night guy/dog walker/electrician/doctor/musician….And I haven’t done music in eons! This came about because I’ve been alone for the last couple of weeks and the guy’s band refuses to play a couple of songs acoustically….and well, “I can Djembe, I drummer”....so after offering my humble credential, he lend me this Djembe to practice these songs that we will be doing tomorrow. I’ll be honest here, I have procrastinated AF on this so tomorrow when we played them I am going to wing them like I use to before; so, Que sera sera my friends...I will take picture of the events….




That’s a wrap folks have a good one...

Titleless post

Bonjour….


How’s my crew this fine day?


Here was the last day before dipping into hell the next few days. Apparently, it’s going to be cold with some snowflakes; we’ll see how it plays out.

Bacchus got nothing on me...

This week I am flying solo! Girls and their mom are nowhere near my place. So I am living the life….of a single wheelchair, fat, old guy…..And I’m loving every second of it. I don’t want to toot my horn but even my night guy says that I should be called magnet because all the women gravitate around me. He’s observation not mine… I’m just Chuck. The Same old geeky guy before I got married and after I got separated….Now that my girls are growing up, I smell the flowers left and right...I got time! Maybe sometimes too much since I am falling asleep everywhere; park, the front of my flat, the front of the building, the bus, my bed… you name it and I have probably dozed off there. Boredom is boring….


Any hoot just wanted to say hi! Wish you all the best...Ah! Almost forgot. On Christmas eve I will be traveling to a Brazilian food joint where they will be serving me a sword, literally, of meats!!! Nonfucking stop! While there is a show of BB (Brazilian babes) dancing in exotic customs!! I am going to have fun…


Later folks

Remember December

Good day pilgrims….How are you this Tuesday/Wednesday?

Me? I am thrilled to be alive and kicking...Had a few centimeters of snow, nothing major; I can still go out and stroll around, so I’m happy. The only different thing in my life now is that the person that puts me in bed every night and I like to have coffee before he lays me down for the night. So he always comes here with McDs coffee and I provide the pastry and we chat….Last time he read my hand palm! I’m gonna die poor but I will find the love of my life (No thanks, I gave at the office). Apparently, he knows how to read the tarot too; can’t wait to have a session so I can see how my enemies will die; mouaaaaaaa…..


Other than that, my beard is coming along; starting to look like Santa. Also, I have to fill in insurance papers; they want to make sure I’m still sick.



Any hoot, have a good week people...see you in another post!

Scheiße

Guten Tag mein Volk!


Lovely Saturday/Sunday to you all…

These last days have been….YUCKY! Rainy, cloudy, coldish, crappish...It has been the type of day where you just want to stay in bed...Deplorable indeed! I have been in and out of the shag but it has been wet strolls around the hood. And today was my McDo’s breakfast! It was good folks, real good!  I also did a bit of shopping for food items for the house. Obviously, when my "ex" came by to drop the dog and make herself breakfast, I had my second breakfast! It too was good! So right now I am full and will probably only eat until tonight...I think I will put music on, incline my chair and take a nap...It’s a crappy day out there and it doesn’t deserve my attention…


Dasvidaniya tovarish!