Monday, November 28, 2016

My wheelchair? It beats a M1A2 tank hands down!

Hello!


Greetings from Brossard…


Not much happening here, same old same old; life is treating me well…..ish…


So off I went to my favorite supermarket yesterday and lo and behold, Christmas shit happening hardcore! Salvation Army guy, boxes of nonperishable food for the needy and Christmas music everywhere...I don’t mind the campaigns and stuff but I hate Christmas music; I always rooted for the Grinch & Scrooge.  Humbug!! Aaaand I think this is what woke up Karma and made her take noticed of my attitude. As I am about to leave the supermarket, going through isle “1” because my usual was jam packed, I got a little too close to one side and WAMO! I destroyed the freaking counter….I felt bad...The manager came over and was all reassuring that it was fine and everything but I felt like crap! This wheelchair is dangerous folks! I am pretty sure I could take on a car and do major damage to that vehicle…


Today I went back to purchase some things and to assess the situation; at this point, it either has been replaced, repaired or resurrected because it is good as new… Also, I wanted to see if anyone would be looking at me funny and commenting inside their head “There goes that bad ass old man, I’ll make sure to be nice to him”



Any hoot, that was my first time at trashing something with this chair….let’s see what I destroyed next.



Bubye folks!

Wednesday, November 16, 2016

Hello darkness my old friend....

Hello!!


Hope all is well with you guys….


Here’s the thing, I’m getting fucking old!


(No shit Sherlock!)


I have noticed this in the things I find pleasure on….It’s freaking scary! Years ago I considered bird watching and people who use to do this “Losers!” Guess what? I’m doing this too now! And it is not that I'm going into the wild to do this, no. The freaking birds are coming to my patio outside my door! So far I have the normal pigeons but lately I’ve been attracting blue jays! And they are all getting comfortable with the fat guy on the wheelchair!  I get rather close to them and stand guard while they eat as so  cats don’t disturb them.


What happened to me? Is this normal? Am I going to die? Geez, it all went by so quickly I miss a couple of steps there….


Any hoot, here a picture of a bird right outside my door...I call him Jimmy….looks like a Jimmy…

Jimmy



Take care folks...